“Hi, this is Sophie Lapp, and if you’re interested in going to the ISC coffeehouse...

By John Miller • March 7, 2013

In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a new “Martyrs...

By Brian O’Leary • March 7, 2013

“Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say [nondescript background noise]...

By Brian O’Leary • February 21, 2013

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By John Miller • February 21, 2013

John Miller hasn’t always considered himself an artist. “I didn’t realize that what I did with...

By John Miller • February 21, 2013

As a way to support the local Goshen economy, we go to the Brew every Tuesday. One particular day,...

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“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can...

By Brian O’Leary • February 13, 2013

Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a...

By Brian O’Leary • February 13, 2013

I want to begin by saying that I heartily enjoyed attending Kick-Off, Concerto Aria and “Cock...

By John Miller • February 13, 2013

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By John Miller • February 7, 2013

“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...

By Brian O’Leary • February 7, 2013

We’ve received troubling news at The Record this week. The news is so treacherous that Goshen...

By John Miller • February 7, 2013

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By Brian O’Leary • February 7, 2013

It seems there has been a slight miscalculation to my semester without chapel experiment, due in...

By Mike Zehr • February 7, 2013

Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We...

By Brian O’Leary • January 30, 2013