My post-college plans
I’m excited to set off on that grand adventure called adulthood, live my life to the fullest, and make my...
This week’s forecast
Thursday Look out the window. Look, it’s weather! Cold weather. Still snow on the ground. What a shocker. Friday...
An unfortunate twist
So, my “spring” break turned into a “sprain” break, but at least it wasn’t a spring “break.” But don’t let...
Twenty One Candles
Maria Jantz Funnies editor mkjantz@goshen.edu I’m especially excited for Friday this week. Everyone else is pretty excited, too. After all,...
Yoder Relinquishes Coveted Position
Kate Yoder Funnies editor kmyoder@goshen.edu Kate Yoder, a Funnies editor who sometimes writes about herself in third person, experienced a...
A Case Study in Humans: “Nite @ the RFC”
Reuben Ng Ex-funnies editor I recently had the opportunity to interact with humans on a fascinating level and engage in...
Romance in the Air: a Pop Quiz
This Valentine’s Day, do something special with your sweetie. Even if your beloved doesn’t yet know that the two of...
Alternate Art History Definitions
Neo-platonism: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate with a hint of Black Death. Sfumato: A lightly salted meat popular in Italian cuisine....
Limited Edition Drink Won’t Be Here Furlong
You need a lot of horse sense to name a good drink. At Goshen’s own Java Junction, our baristas are...
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