Twenty One Candles
Maria Jantz Funnies editor mkjantz@goshen.edu I’m especially excited for Friday this week. Everyone else is pretty excited, too. After all,...
Yoder Relinquishes Coveted Position
Kate Yoder Funnies editor kmyoder@goshen.edu Kate Yoder, a Funnies editor who sometimes writes about herself in third person, experienced a...
A Case Study in Humans: “Nite @ the RFC”
Reuben Ng Ex-funnies editor I recently had the opportunity to interact with humans on a fascinating level and engage in...
Romance in the Air: a Pop Quiz
This Valentine’s Day, do something special with your sweetie. Even if your beloved doesn’t yet know that the two of...
Alternate Art History Definitions
Neo-platonism: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate with a hint of Black Death. Sfumato: A lightly salted meat popular in Italian cuisine....
Limited Edition Drink Won’t Be Here Furlong
You need a lot of horse sense to name a good drink. At Goshen’s own Java Junction, our baristas are...
15 Google Search Queries from Adelphian House
1. Slightly scandalous 90s songs 2. Bile [image search] 3. Do trees have hormones? 4. Is popping zits a disorder?...
Lazers
Lazers Medium – oil paint and lasers Artist – John W. Miller Lazers is a think piece about a midlevel band struggling with...
In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured, dear reader, today is the day...
Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case you forgot to make...
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