Graduation top ten
Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The...
Inside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit...
“All science is bias”
I recently had the wonderful opportunity to sit down with Josh Yoder, junior ecology and Literalism...
‘HOW WAS SST?!’
How to welcome home friends from Study-Service Term is the leading cause of emotional stress and...
Faculty quotes, 4/11/13
“We have an algorithm that essentially looks into the future.” – Kent Palmer “I...
Inside/Outside Voices 4/4/13
“I don’t always call I/O Voices, but when I do, I’m Jared Miller.” –...
Hare’s the truth about Easter
As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about...
Objection! New Conscientious Objector released
Breaking news: The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally...
By order of the king
Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen’s first-annual masquerade...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/14/13
“Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to...
Pandemic alert: seniors come down with contagious disease
Here’s a clue: it rhymes with gingivitis. No, it’s not tendinitis, although it is equally as...
Something to whine about
This last Monday, March 11, 2013, I witnessed a brazen disregard for Goshen’s community standards...
GC charges ‘an arm and a leg’ for 2013-14 school year
Earlier this week, Goshen College announced a tuition hike for the 2013-2014 school year that was...
Inside/Outside Voices, 3/7/13
“Hi, this is Sophie Lapp, and if you’re interested in going to the ISC coffeehouse...
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