Of Mice And Women
As international disputes flare over oil, land and religion, I have been facing my own battle within the confines of...
A Letter From The Former Funnies Editor
Hey kiddos, This is your past-but-not-present-or-future Funnies Editor speaking. Much has changed since I last bestowed my peer-reviewed “pretty funny,...
Do You Have Human Privilege?
Reader, you are privileged to be reading the best quiz ever created. Observe these totally real rave reviews: “This is...
Miller Hall Leaves Kratz And Yoder Lonely
Saturday, Aug. 23, 2014: was another move-in day at Goshen College As always, a parade of jam-packed minivans heralded the...
If You Are A Babe, Read This Article
A few weeks ago, our esteemed editor-in-chief and benevolent leader, Elizabeth Franks-North, approached me about becoming a co-editor of the...
¡Encuentro! #mariajantzfunnieseditor
Well, hello there, youngsters. I find myself labeled a “Senior” this year. A Senior Citizen, that is, so gather ‘round...
The Basketnapper: A Tale of Wisdom
As we near the end of our second semester this year at Goshen College, my sentimental side has kicked in...
‘How to Study’ in 10 Steps
As exam season approaches, here are my 10 study tips that you literally won’t find anywhere else. Look to the...
Just Your Normal Skeptics Meeting
You may have noticed a controversial article in the Record last week. No, we’re not talking about Chief Editor Mastermind...
A Beginner’s Guide to Squirrel Hunting
Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only making...
The Dregs of Winter
For those of you who know me, you are probably aware of my seemingly unnatural affinity with winter. Winter, apparently,...
Vegetarians: Crazy? Or Simply Misunderstood?
Jantz asks, Yoder answers. Q (MJ): On a scale of 1 to dead animal, how ridiculous is vegetarianism? A (KY):...
Art Club leaders lure art-tendees
“Art Club is, definitely and defendable-y, the best club on campus,” said Naomi Gross when asked about her favorite thing...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu
Nathan Anderson nranderson@goshen.edu