“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can...

By Brian O’Leary • February 13, 2013

Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a...

By Brian O’Leary • February 13, 2013

I want to begin by saying that I heartily enjoyed attending Kick-Off, Concerto Aria and “Cock...

By John Miller • February 13, 2013

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By John Miller • February 7, 2013

“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...

By Brian O’Leary • February 7, 2013

We’ve received troubling news at The Record this week. The news is so treacherous that Goshen...

By John Miller • February 7, 2013

Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, [name] I know that you have decided to [verb] on your...

By Brian O’Leary • February 7, 2013

It seems there has been a slight miscalculation to my semester without chapel experiment, due in...

By Mike Zehr • February 7, 2013

Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We...

By Brian O’Leary • January 30, 2013

Hello, this is John Miller, and I just wanted to say that you guys should see my touch typing skills...

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

If you don’t like the different photo styles, just use one of them for this week. I want to...

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

Hi, this is Kaleb “Short Tie” Batten calling to let everyone know that they should wear...

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

There’s something about me that not everybody on this campus knows. Although I am in my fourth...

By Erin Brenneman • January 30, 2013

After my countless food reviews (four in total), I figured I should lay out my qualifications for...

By Jessica Sprunger • January 24, 2013

Although passive-aggressiveness may or may not have been labeled as the “pacifist plague” by...

By Jonathan Hershberger • January 24, 2013