The New Face Of Oppression: 606
“Praise God from whom all blessings flow.” Sound familiar? For those of you who live under a rock, I am...
Do You Hair What I Hair?
Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of the...
Kate Yoder And The Deathly Howells
When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy? HalloBECAUSE. At Goshen College, the...
Save Yourselves While You Can!
I am here writing in the funnies (I guess I’m actually in my room) because your beloved funnies editor David...
Fashion Experts Hate Him
Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This involves either a)...
Oh, The Places I’ll Go
In the weeks following both my headline debut in the Conscientious Objector (well-written if not mildly misrepresentative of my summer...
A Social [Media] Commentary
Autumn has descended upon Goshen College. The bright reds, oranges and yellows of the falling leaves create perfect fodder for...
A Plea For Existence From Far Away
Dear Goshen, The world is made up of two kinds of people: those who have forgotten me, and those who...
Jantz’s Fantzy Dantz Pants*
One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...
A Tale Of Two Courses
I stepped into a dimly lit hallway. A voice came from another room. “You probably want me to cook stuff...
Horoscope, Sept. 25 – Oct. 1
Reading the stars is an art. For star-ters, it helps to be pretty good at Morse code, connect-the-dots and engaging...
iProductivity With iOS8
There’s a new force to be reckoned with in the world. It’s slicker than Goshen’s sidewalks in an eight month...
Of Mice And Women
As international disputes flare over oil, land and religion, I have been facing my own battle within the confines of...
A Letter From The Former Funnies Editor
Hey kiddos, This is your past-but-not-present-or-future Funnies Editor speaking. Much has changed since I last bestowed my peer-reviewed “pretty funny,...
Do You Have Human Privilege?
Reader, you are privileged to be reading the best quiz ever created. Observe these totally real rave reviews: “This is...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu
Nathan Anderson nranderson@goshen.edu