Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can pursue your...

By David Jantz • December 3, 2014

Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside is frightful, but...

By Maria Jantz • November 19, 2014 David Jantz • November 19, 2014

Like many humorous anecdotes, this article is mired in excrement. You see, last week, myself and several other well-intentioned, although...

By Nat Dick • November 13, 2014

“Praise God from whom all blessings flow.”  Sound familiar? For those of you who live under a rock, I am...

By Stephen Graber • November 13, 2014

Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of the...

By Maria Jantz • November 6, 2014

When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy? HalloBECAUSE. At Goshen College, the...

By Kate Yoder • November 6, 2014

I am here writing in the funnies (I guess I’m actually in my room) because your beloved funnies editor David...

By Sawyer Biddle • October 30, 2014

Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This involves either a)...

By David Jantz • October 30, 2014

In the weeks following both my headline debut in the Conscientious Objector (well-written if not mildly misrepresentative of my summer...

By Eva Lapp • October 22, 2014

Autumn has descended upon Goshen College.  The bright reds, oranges and yellows of the falling leaves create perfect fodder for...

By Brian Sutter • October 22, 2014

Dear Goshen, The world is made up of two kinds of people: those who have forgotten me, and those who...

By Reuben Ng • October 8, 2014

One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...

By David Jantz • October 8, 2014

I stepped into a dimly lit hallway. A voice came from another room. “You probably want me to cook stuff...

By Ida Short • October 1, 2014

Reading the stars is an art. For star-ters, it helps to be pretty good at Morse code, connect-the-dots and engaging...

By Maria Jantz • September 24, 2014

There’s a new force to be reckoned with in the world.  It’s slicker than Goshen’s sidewalks in an eight month...

By David Jantz • September 24, 2014