A botanical calamity – the grim legacy of the Relief Sale
As funnies editor, it is my privilege to bring a small measure of hilarity to the doldrums of campus...
Sketchy pizza at sketch house
House meals. You may have heard about them, eaten them, or even made them. Here at Sketch House, a...
The life of a writing mentor, 7:55 to 10:01 p.m.
On the historic day of Thursday, October 10, I worked yet another grueling shift at the Writing...
Elevator music needed to fill awkward silence
According to several reliable sources of mine, a bizarre phenomenon referred to by some as “music...
Homecoming Article
In a shocking development this weekend, hundreds of former Goshen students descended upon the Goshen...
How to wink at strangers
I have a problem. I like to wink at people. What better way to show someone that you appreciate them...
Suave student executes flawless slapstick routine
After my 1 o’clock class, I casually hopped on my bike outside Newcomer, my home away from home...
The Uncommon cold
I assumed that I would be writing with a plan this week. It would have been a wonderful article,...
Color schemers
There is very little reason to assume Goshen College’s school colors are anything other than...
A quarter for your thoughts
The floor has become your laundry basket and the mountain-high piles of clothing in your room have...
Faculty Quotes Out of Context 4/18/13
“It’s like some wild threesome… That’s a bad analogy.” – Kevin...
Hooray for May Term
They say, “Goshen College is good because, May Term.” Who says that? I don’t know. I made that...
Conclusions of a failed thought experiment
As we near the end of an era here at Goshen College, I can’t help but reflect on the past four...
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