Puzzles 10/29/26
ACROSS 1 Prefix for drama class codes 5 Fan of the Starship Enterprise 8 Playing music at a function 9...
A love letter to Printcila
Dear Printcila, Every semester a new generation of editors joins The Record. Some arrive as nervous first-years, and others have...
Crossword 10/15/26
ACROSS 1 Eat backwards 4 Part of a count in baseball 6 Part of a count in baseball 8 New...
Tune in to the Truth! Not ALL Mennonites like to sing
As a Mennonite at Goshen College, I have been faced with a stereotype that I find to be quite perturbing:...
Why disc golf is the hardest sport at Goshen
As two college athletes, we want to tell you all why disc golf is the most rigorous sport that Goshen...
Kratz floors unite in a door war
Tensions have been rising between the students of Kratz Residence Hall and campus safety since the north door of Kratz...
Crossword 10/08/2026
ACROSS 1 “___ial K” cereal 5 What I do to trouble 7 Dodgers state 8 Comes before “cadabra” 10 Braves...
Don’t tell Mackenzie we used AI to write this article
We wrote this entire article using nothing but generative AI (don’t tell Mackenzie). Here is the prompt we used to...
Honest academic dishonesty
I’ve officially run into the dilemma of actually having to do my own work for school. Lord knows I love...
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Funnies Editors
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