Bathroom gratitude: a definitive ranking
a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my...
Hermithood Skills 101
Avoiding people is not a practice I take lightly. It is an art. As a predestined hermit, I...
Puzzles and answers 02/20
ACROSS 1. Primitive weapon 6. _____ meenie miney mo 7. Won (2 down) contest 8. Jet similar to a...
Are you looking for love?
Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning...
Puzzles and answers 02/13
ACROSS 1. Go by 5. _____ Dossi; American contortionist from AGT 6. Sierra _____ 7. French for &#...
A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch...
Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...
Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s...
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...
A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I...
Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive...
