Beating the end of semester burnout
As we feel the endless waves of disdain towards the horrible trudging of this long...
Puzzles 4/16
ACROSS 1. Streisand, in fanzines 5. Harry Potter and the Deathly _____ws. 6. “Don’t tell...
Springtime in the States: An allergic reaction to optimism
Spring is an amazing time of year. New opportunities, new life, and new optimism are in the air,...
Cooking 101: final exam study guide
Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking...
Puzzles 04/03
ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1...
‘My moped is cool, I swear!’
The number one thing that gets brought up when I tell people that I bought a moped is if I have a...
Obituary for The Big ‘E’
The Big “E” died on March 26, 2025, at the tender age of only a few weeks. The Big “E”...
The Playbook
Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up a...
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place then...
Puzzles 3/27
ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16...
Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass
Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon...
Dear spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
I am writing to you today to express my overwhelming love for you. Words cannot express how you have...
Puzzles and answers 3/13
ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:...
