4/2/2026 Puzzels
ACROSS 2 Athlete’s benchmark accomplishment 3 “Broken ______,” repeating 4 Red button on a...
What the FORK is going on?
Westlawn Dining Hall has been struck by a serious lack of forks. Starting some day this...
3/26/2026 Crossword
ACROSS 1. Wedding promise 4. Personalities 6. Spherical way to cool your drink 8. Mountainous soda 9...
Keeping the mix fresh
Our song recommendations for… Something to listen to after a debilitating advising appointment:...
Scenes from Music Theory
We arrive in class and theorize if she will arrive on time and what new outfit she will be sporting...
3/12/2026 Crossword
ACROSS Which professor has a dog named Juno? (last name) First female president of Goshen College (...
Stories from a not-so-spring break
Olivia Gabrielson — Olivia recalled a time on vacation when she told her mom she could rock climb...
Dream vacation?
What are Goshen College staff, faculty and students’ dream vacation destinations? H. Roz Woll:...
Rooming dilemma?
With housing being the big talk on campus right now, what are people’s dream roommates? Adam...
3/5/2026 Puzzle
ACROSS 1. It comes in like a lion and out like a lamb 7. “Don’t involve me anymore!” 9....
A night at the sports game
This week, I decided to venture away from Goshen College’s Visual Arts Building and Music Center (...
New Winter Olympic sports
After much deliberation with the International Olympic Committee, we are thrilled to announce the...
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