Farewell to the Frott
Alas, we will soon be saying goodbye to the “Union Dining Hall,” a term that no students ever...
Nobody asked me…
In the words of the immortal sportswriter, Jimmy Cannon, Nobody asked me, but how come a dog can run...
Puzzle answers 10/10/2024
Across 1. Meghan Trainor is all about it. 5. “Como __?” 7. Muse of Poetry. 8. Aired again. 9....
Phil and Amelia’s banned book list
In celebration of the American Library Association’s Banned Books week last week, we wanted to...
Puzzle answers 10/03/2024
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A sticky confession
Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...
Who should perform at Kick-Off?
Yeehaw, it’s almost time for Kick-Off. As seniors who know everything, we’d like to humbly offer...
Puzzle answers 09/29/2024
ACROSS 1 Not a racecar. 5 Tic-tac-toe win. 6 The ___ Broker; finally an e-book. 8 ___ you ready to...
Meet your Funnies editors
Have you ever walked around campus and noticed two kinda tall, lanky people who don’t look super...
An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in...
Connections 09/12/2024
Connections answers 09/12/2024...
Fall 2024Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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