3/26/2026 Crossword
ACROSS 1. Wedding promise 4. Personalities 6. Spherical way to cool your drink 8. Mountainous soda 9. Possible suspect, abbreviation...
Keeping the mix fresh
Our song recommendations for… Something to listen to after a debilitating advising appointment: By way of Sorrow – Wailin’ Jennys...
Scenes from Music Theory
We arrive in class and theorize if she will arrive on time and what new outfit she will be sporting....
3/12/2026 Crossword
ACROSS Which professor has a dog named Juno? (last name) First female president of Goshen College (first name) Which professor...
Stories from a not-so-spring break
Olivia Gabrielson — Olivia recalled a time on vacation when she told her mom she could rock climb up a...
Dream vacation?
What are Goshen College staff, faculty and students’ dream vacation destinations? H. Roz Woll: Indiana Dunes Lindsey Graber: Indiana Dunes...
Rooming dilemma?
With housing being the big talk on campus right now, what are people’s dream roommates? Adam Sandler: Cuz he’s funny...
3/5/2026 Puzzle
ACROSS 1. It comes in like a lion and out like a lamb 7. “Don’t involve me anymore!” 9. Discount...
A night at the sports game
This week, I decided to venture away from Goshen College’s Visual Arts Building and Music Center (my usual haunts) to...
New Winter Olympic sports
After much deliberation with the International Olympic Committee, we are thrilled to announce the new Olympic sports that will be...
2/12/2026 Puzzle
Answers ACROSS Spring break destination Fixes a mistake Indiana’s nearest province Even better than 7-Down Olympians ___ their medals in...
Bikes, feet and scooters
Walk: Beka Youngberg Vigorous, sparkly, snowy Junior art major Beka Youngberg has a great love for the walking technique. In...
1/29/2026 Puzzle
ACROSS 1 First three letters of tree holiday 4 Hunt or Hawke 6 Peekaboo! 8 Farm-to-table produce program 9 ___...
The day in the life of an ESA
My name is Pomme Lou Miel Campbell. Named for the apple spot on my back (and the French music artist),...
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