What are GC students listening to?
Mireya Alemán: Dance Yrself Clean by LCD Soundsystem “Dance Party” Peter Moser: Dead Skunk by Loudon Wainwright III “Stinky Country”...
Out of context professor quotes
Paul Reimer: (When referring to a graph that is close to, but not touching, the x-axis in Calc 1): “They’re...
Maze 12/04/25
Puzzle answer
Crossword 12/04/25
Puzzle Answers Across 3. What the train engineers pull on to communicate with #2 down. 5. The beverage the mysterious...
Are motorized doors wasting your time?
How much time do you lose from the motorized doors on campus? Is the real reason we get bad grades...
Crossword 11/20/25
Answers Across 1. What happens after you consume an egregious amount of carbohydrates. 3. What goes inside of a turkey...
Crossword 11/13/25
Answers Across 4. A slang term for cocaine, and also what accumulates in the atmosphere via the process of precipitation...
Last-minute costume ideas
Halloween is tomorrow and we know that some of you may be stressed with the burden of last-minute decision-making on...
Crossword 10/30/25
Answers Across 3. Movie with bizarre and aristocratic characters dressed in black; based on the 1964 TV series by David...
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