
A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I...

Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive...

‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)
It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest of you, I was...

Puzzles and answers 01/16/2025
ACROSS 1. Nothing more than. 5. “__ of many colors,” owned by Joseph. 7. Antlered animal. 8....

How to conquer Thanksgiving chaos
As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thankful for many things, but we should also begin to...
Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh...

Puzzle answers 11/21/2024
ACROSS 1 Heels 5 Broadway star McDonald. 6 Students at GC really need one. 7 Mild flavored...

My guide for avoiding the winter blues
The malaise of winter is hitting us all once again. Instead of trying to use one of those weird,...
Fight for the beard
Philipp Gollner and Brad Stoltzfus, mano a mano. Stoltzfus started spinning his baseball bats with...

Puzzle answers 11/14/2024
Connections answers 11/14 ACROSS 1 Group of whales. 4 Tender spots. 6 Make amends. 7 Cornu-...
Cormmander and thief
I am writing this article as an announcement and declaration of my campaign to become the next...
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