Gracie Stevens is a senior English major with a writing minor. Her goal for The Record is to help keep a humorous spirit alive alongside so many powerful stories. Gracie’s hobbies include baking, dancing in public, and making inappropriate jokes at the appropriate times.
April 3, 2025
        Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking...
March 27, 2025
        Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up a...
March 13, 2025
        Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon...
Funnies • cereal • funnies • spoons • techniques
February 13, 2025
        Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning...
Funnies • funnies • Love • single • valentines day
February 6, 2025
        Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...
January 23, 2025
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...
Funnies • elevators • fiction • funnies • Rebecca Stoltzfus • silly
January 16, 2025
        It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest of you, I was...
September 5, 2024
        “I am five feet tall and sometimes people think I am the scariest person on campus,” said one of...
Features • faculty • mental health • title ix
February 22, 2024
        Annika Alderfer Fisher began her speech by painting a vivid picture of her grandparents, who...
News • C. Henry Smith Oratorical Contest • peace • umble center
January 25, 2024
        This Saturday, the Goshen College men’s volleyball team will open their season with a game against...
January 18, 2024
        Over the course of MLK weekend, Allison Joseph, an award winning-poet, professor and editor, ran a...
November 30, 2023
        Goshen College has many squirrels on campus, but one new visitor is more zealous than most. In the...