Grace Stevens Funnies Editor

Gracie Stevens is a senior English major with a writing minor. Her goal for The Record is to help keep a humorous spirit alive alongside so many powerful stories. Gracie’s hobbies include baking, dancing in public, and making inappropriate jokes at the appropriate times.

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April 3, 2025

Cooking 101: final exam study guide

Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking...

Funnies • cooking • funnies • lessons

March 27, 2025

The Playbook

Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up a...

Funnies • funnies • pranks

March 13, 2025

Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass

Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon...

Funnies • cereal • funnies • spoons • techniques

February 13, 2025

Are you looking for love?

Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning...

Funnies • funnies • Love • single • valentines day

February 6, 2025

Fire safety DON’TS

Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...

Funnies • fire • funnies • safety

January 23, 2025

Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy

Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...

Funnies • elevators • fiction • funnies • Rebecca Stoltzfus • silly

January 16, 2025

‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)

It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest of you, I was...

Funnies • funnies • social media

September 5, 2024

Hartshorn takes on two roles in one

“I am five feet tall and sometimes people think I am the scariest person on campus,” said one of...

Features • faculty • mental health • title ix

February 22, 2024

The winning speech: A breakdown

Annika Alderfer Fisher began her speech by painting a vivid picture of her grandparents, who...

News • C. Henry Smith Oratorical Contest • peace • umble center

January 25, 2024

Volleyball preseason preview

This Saturday, the Goshen College men’s volleyball team will open their season with a game against...

Sports • sports preview • women's volleyball

January 18, 2024

Allison Joseph unearths dormant writers

Over the course of MLK weekend, Allison Joseph, an award winning-poet, professor and editor, ran a...

Arts • workshop • Writing

November 30, 2023

Giant acorn

Goshen College has many squirrels on campus, but one new visitor is more zealous than most. In the...

News • Good Library