funnies
February 20, 2025

Bathroom gratitude: a definitive ranking
a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my...
February 20, 2025
Hermithood Skills 101
Avoiding people is not a practice I take lightly. It is an art. As a predestined hermit, I...
February 13, 2025

Are you looking for love?
Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning...
February 6, 2025

A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch...
February 6, 2025

Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...
February 5, 2025

Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s...
January 23, 2025
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...
January 23, 2025

A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I...
January 23, 2025

Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive...
January 16, 2025

‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)
It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest of you, I was...
November 21, 2024

How to conquer Thanksgiving chaos
As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thankful for many things, but we should also begin to...
November 21, 2024
Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh...