funnies
October 10, 2024
Farewell to the Frott
Alas, we will soon be saying goodbye to the “Union Dining Hall,” a term that no students ever...
October 10, 2024
Nobody asked me…
In the words of the immortal sportswriter, Jimmy Cannon, Nobody asked me, but how come a dog can run...
October 9, 2024
Puzzle answers 10/10/2024
Across 1. Meghan Trainor is all about it. 5. “Como __?” 7. Muse of Poetry. 8. Aired again. 9....
October 4, 2024
Phil and Amelia’s banned book list
In celebration of the American Library Association’s Banned Books week last week, we wanted to...
September 19, 2024
A sticky confession
Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...
September 19, 2024
Who should perform at Kick-Off?
Yeehaw, it’s almost time for Kick-Off. As seniors who know everything, we’d like to humbly offer...
September 15, 2024
Meet your Funnies editors
Have you ever walked around campus and noticed two kinda tall, lanky people who don’t look super...
September 12, 2024
September 12, 2024
An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in...
September 11, 2024
Phil’s Crossword
ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful...
September 4, 2024
Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither...