funnies
March 27, 2025
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place then...
March 27, 2025

Puzzles 3/27
ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16...
March 13, 2025

Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass
Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon...
March 13, 2025

Dear spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
I am writing to you today to express my overwhelming love for you. Words cannot express how you have...
March 13, 2025

Puzzles and answers 3/13
ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:...
February 20, 2025

Bathroom gratitude: a definitive ranking
a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my...
February 20, 2025
Hermithood Skills 101
Avoiding people is not a practice I take lightly. It is an art. As a predestined hermit, I...
February 13, 2025

Are you looking for love?
Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning...
February 6, 2025

A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch...
February 6, 2025

Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...
February 5, 2025

Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s...
January 23, 2025
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...
January 23, 2025

A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I...