Across    1- Sixth and seventh solfege scale degrees 5- Apache advocate who presented at...

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Alas, we will soon be saying goodbye to the “Union Dining Hall,” a term that no students ever...

By Amelia Witmer-Rich • October 10, 2024 • Funnies

In the words of the immortal sportswriter, Jimmy Cannon, Nobody asked me, but how come a dog can run...

By Phil Witmer-Rich • October 10, 2024 • Funnies

Across 1. Meghan Trainor is all about it. 5. “Como __?” 7. Muse of Poetry. 8. Aired again. 9....

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In celebration of the American Library Association’s Banned Books week last week, we wanted to...

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Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...

By Amelia Witmer-Rich • September 19, 2024 • Funnies

By Karmen Campos • September 19, 2024 • Funnies

Yeehaw, it’s almost time for Kick-Off. As seniors who know everything, we’d like to humbly offer...

By Amelia Witmer-Rich • September 19, 2024 • Funnies Phil Witmer-Rich • September 19, 2024 • Funnies

Have you ever walked around campus and noticed two kinda tall, lanky people who don’t look super...

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By Miguel Pineda Vasquez • September 12, 2024 • Funnies

Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior.  Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in...

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