funnies
September 17, 2025
Crossword 9/18/2025
Crossword Answers Across 2. Campus event that’s coming up soon that’s essentially a...
April 17, 2025
Beating the end of semester burnout
As we feel the endless waves of disdain towards the horrible trudging of this long...
April 17, 2025
Puzzles 4/16
ACROSS 1. Streisand, in fanzines 5. Harry Potter and the Deathly _____ws. 6. “Don’t tell...
April 17, 2025
Springtime in the States: An allergic reaction to optimism
Spring is an amazing time of year. New opportunities, new life, and new optimism are in the air,...
April 3, 2025
Cooking 101: final exam study guide
Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking...
April 2, 2025
Puzzles 04/03
ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1...
March 27, 2025
‘My moped is cool, I swear!’
The number one thing that gets brought up when I tell people that I bought a moped is if I have a...
March 27, 2025
Obituary for The Big ‘E’
The Big “E” died on March 26, 2025, at the tender age of only a few weeks. The Big “E”...
March 27, 2025
The Playbook
Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up a...
March 27, 2025
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place then...
March 27, 2025
Puzzles 3/27
ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16...
March 13, 2025
Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass
Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon...
March 13, 2025
Dear spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
I am writing to you today to express my overwhelming love for you. Words cannot express how you have...
March 13, 2025
Puzzles and answers 3/13
ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:...