funnies
February 6, 2025

A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch...
February 6, 2025

Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one...
February 5, 2025

Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s...
January 23, 2025
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and...
January 23, 2025

A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I...
January 23, 2025

Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive...
January 16, 2025

‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)
It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest of you, I was...
November 21, 2024

How to conquer Thanksgiving chaos
As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thankful for many things, but we should also begin to...
November 21, 2024
Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh...
November 20, 2024

Puzzle answers 11/21/2024
ACROSS 1 Heels 5 Broadway star McDonald. 6 Students at GC really need one. 7 Mild flavored...
November 14, 2024

My guide for avoiding the winter blues
The malaise of winter is hitting us all once again. Instead of trying to use one of those weird,...
November 14, 2024
Fight for the beard
Philipp Gollner and Brad Stoltzfus, mano a mano. Stoltzfus started spinning his baseball bats with...
November 13, 2024

Puzzle answers 11/14/2024
Connections answers 11/14 ACROSS 1 Group of whales. 4 Tender spots. 6 Make amends. 7 Cornu-...