funnies
October 4, 2024

Phil and Amelia’s banned book list
In celebration of the American Library Association’s Banned Books week last week, we wanted to...
September 19, 2024
A sticky confession
Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...
September 19, 2024
Who should perform at Kick-Off?
Yeehaw, it’s almost time for Kick-Off. As seniors who know everything, we’d like to humbly offer...
September 15, 2024

Meet your Funnies editors
Have you ever walked around campus and noticed two kinda tall, lanky people who don’t look super...
September 12, 2024
September 12, 2024

An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in...
September 11, 2024

Phil’s Crossword
ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful...
September 4, 2024
Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither...
April 11, 2024
Letter of rebellion and news satire
Last semester, I met with Duane Stoltzfus, The Record’s faculty adviser and Goshen College Legend...
April 11, 2024

Extra, extra, read all about it!
I made a version of this crossword for a scholarship a couple of years ago, and revised it for...
April 11, 2024
Letter from the editors
Dear editor: We’re back. Unlike Greta and Gussie, we are quite certain you remember us. We’re...