a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my hip (her name is Mona by the way,) the bathroom always seems to be calling to me. In order to express my gratitude to the on-campus bathrooms, here are my top 10 bathrooms on campus: 

Number 10: The Westlawn first-floor bathrooms. I say this because those are so overhyped — they are so small that you have to brace for impact because of how close the walls are, and the fact that it always smells like what Dugtrio (the Pokémon) looks like. 

Number 9: The RFC locker rooms, which seem to be slightly better. You can get that picture-perfect gym photo there after a workout, and say “hi” to community members, but yes, it is a little stinky in there from gym bros, and most of all, sometimes people don’t know where the handle is on the toilet. 

Number 8: They can be a little questionable, but the dorm bathrooms sometimes aren’t that terrible. They are right down the hall from you, and you can go in your pajamas, but the downside is that you may have awkward interactions with your dorm-mates. 

Number 7: The Union bathroom. I feel as though this one is super simple, peaceful and right by the post office, which isn’t half bad. On the other hand, again, it can smell like Dugtrio up in there. 

Number 6: The bidet right next to the elevator by Java, which is the most unique one of all. The only one on campus, to be exact, it has a seat warmer, a self-cleaner (can be questionable) and different settings for your needs. A huge downside though is that it always reeks in there. I mean, I’m out in like two minutes, and the pressure of the water to flush sucks too. 

Number 5: The RFC bathrooms by the classrooms. Coming down to the top five was a really hard decision, but I managed. Again, simple and basic with a large mirror to check yourself out in, and it always smells nice. The only downside is that it can get filled up super fast so you have to wait at times. 

Number 4: The Wyse second floor is always clean and has resources for women. It is the most underrated bathroom on campus since the nursing program moved their offices. A downside is that the hallway is super creepy though.

Number 3: Westlawn third floor. Not only is it new, but the stalls have thin cracks so you don’t have peeping toms. It’s always clean and it smells super nice. 

Number 2: Admin Building basement. It quite literally is so girl-coded that nothing is wrong with it #bathroombreak.

Number 1: The Kratz three Connector bathroom, specifically the one near Miller. No one touches it, it’s always clean, it’s a nice walk from where you are in the building and it doesn’t stink.