7. Tiny hay-filled seat used once for decor and then lives in your garage forever.
8. Classic fall phrase muttered when stepping outside and immediately regretting your outfit choice.
9. What you pretend to love for likes but secretly think tastes Hobby Lobby.
Down
1. That person who already has a Christmas playlist ready in October.
2. Emotion felt after carving a pumpkin for 2 hours and it rots in 3 days.
3. Obsessive fall decorator’s weapon of choice smells like cinnamon and mass consumerism.
4. What your car windshield is covered in at 8 a.m. nature’s glitter.
5. Annual excuse to wear flannel, drink coffee, and pretend to enjoy raking.
6. The thing you trip over while pretending to frolic through leaves.
10. Classic fall symptom you claim is “just allergies”.
