Paul Reimer: (When referring to a graph that is close to, but not touching, the x-axis in Calc 1): “They’re kissing! Mwah!”
Brooke Lemmon: “I haven’t blinked in ten minutes, Brooke.”Robina Sommers: “You think this is some kind of democracy. Ha! No.”
Andy Ammons: “Now silverfish… they’re pretty kinky.”
Diana Boussom: *rolls on floor*
Dr. Matthew Hill: “I enjoy torturing people. Especially when they’re younger than me. You can write that down.” “Hello lab rats.”
Amy Budd: “Lift up your shirt in the action of taking off your shirt but not the reality.” “It’s raining poetry!” “It’s not raining men that would be so dangerous.” “If you can’t be abusive as a theater professor, where can you be abusive?”
Brenton Abram-Copenhaver: “I’m going to come up there and slap your little hands.”
Duane Stoltzfus: “Are you sure they aren’t working? They have those nice blue lights.”
Dan Smith: “I think the explanation is: I blew it!”
