Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass

Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon technique lack finesse? Are you tired of your Cheerios splashing milk onto your shirt like some kind of breakfast-based betrayal? Well, worry no more — because now, for the low, low price of $199.99, you can enroll in “Advanced Spoon Techniques: The Art of Cereal Consumption,” a Masterclass that promises to revolutionize the way you eat breakfast. I am a self-proclaimed Cereal Sommelier and Spoon Aficionado, and this six-hour course dives deep into the subtle but essential skills required for an optimal cereal-eating experience.  The...

By Grace Stevens • March 13, 2025 • Funnies