Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch of people who are gonna eat everything in sight and also make sure no one breaks your stuff when the referee makes a bad call.
Also if your living room fits 10 people, invite like 30 because the super bowl is all about being packed in a tiny space sitting on the floor, or like an upside down laundry basket trying not to spill nachos everywhere. You also gotta invite that one friend who doesn’t even know what sport this is and keeps asking “wait who’s playing” every five seconds.Ok, food. Normal people just buy chips and dip but no, you’re gonna decide you’re gonna cook everything yourself. Wings, sliders, that fancy dip you saw on Facebook. Halfway through you realize you have no idea what you’re doing and just throw some frozen pizza rolls in the oven and act like that was the plan the whole time.
Drinks are important too, so make sure to get exactly two per person. This way by halftime people are digging through your fridge looking for “something fun” and one of them is just staring at the cooking wine like they might actually drink it.
Also be ready for a fight because some people care about the football and some only care about the halftime show. The second it starts someone is screaming “turn it up” and someone else is like “who even is this” and suddenly everyone is yelling.
By the end of the night your floors are covered in crumbs, your bathroom is out of toilet paper and someone is asleep on your couch. You just threw the best (and messiest) super bowl party ever.
