
Elevator music needed to fill awkward silence
According to several reliable sources of mine, a bizarre phenomenon referred to by some as “music...

Homecoming Article
In a shocking development this weekend, hundreds of former Goshen students descended upon the Goshen...

How to wink at strangers
I have a problem. I like to wink at people. What better way to show someone that you appreciate them...

Suave student executes flawless slapstick routine
After my 1 o’clock class, I casually hopped on my bike outside Newcomer, my home away from home...

The Uncommon cold
I assumed that I would be writing with a plan this week. It would have been a wonderful article,...

Color schemers
There is very little reason to assume Goshen College’s school colors are anything other than...

A quarter for your thoughts
The floor has become your laundry basket and the mountain-high piles of clothing in your room have...

Faculty Quotes Out of Context 4/18/13
“It’s like some wild threesome… That’s a bad analogy.” – Kevin...
Hooray for May Term
They say, “Goshen College is good because, May Term.” Who says that? I don’t know. I made that...
Conclusions of a failed thought experiment
As we near the end of an era here at Goshen College, I can’t help but reflect on the past four...

Graduation top ten
Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The...
Inside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit...
“All science is bias”
I recently had the wonderful opportunity to sit down with Josh Yoder, junior ecology and Literalism...
‘HOW WAS SST?!’
How to welcome home friends from Study-Service Term is the leading cause of emotional stress and...
Faculty quotes, 4/11/13
“We have an algorithm that essentially looks into the future.” – Kent Palmer “I...
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