The Uncommon cold
I assumed that I would be writing with a plan this week. It would have been a wonderful article,...
Color schemers
There is very little reason to assume Goshen College’s school colors are anything other than...
A quarter for your thoughts
The floor has become your laundry basket and the mountain-high piles of clothing in your room have...
Faculty Quotes Out of Context 4/18/13
“It’s like some wild threesome… That’s a bad analogy.” – Kevin...
Hooray for May Term
They say, “Goshen College is good because, May Term.” Who says that? I don’t know. I made that...
Conclusions of a failed thought experiment
As we near the end of an era here at Goshen College, I can’t help but reflect on the past four...
Graduation top ten
Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The...
Inside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit...
“All science is bias”
I recently had the wonderful opportunity to sit down with Josh Yoder, junior ecology and Literalism...
‘HOW WAS SST?!’
How to welcome home friends from Study-Service Term is the leading cause of emotional stress and...
Faculty quotes, 4/11/13
“We have an algorithm that essentially looks into the future.” – Kent Palmer “I&#...
Inside/Outside Voices 4/4/13
“I don’t always call I/O Voices, but when I do, I’m Jared Miller.” –...
Hare’s the truth about Easter
As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about...
Objection! New Conscientious Objector released
Breaking news: The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally...
By order of the king
Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen’s first-annual masquerade...