I’ll begin by stating that I’m not a Funnies writer. For those interested in the root of this statement, we...

By Jesse Bontrager • September 10, 2015

Approximately 17 seconds after agreeing to take on a co-editing position for the funnies page, I realized I have no...

By Leah Landes • September 3, 2015

The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with Star Wars puns—though...

By David Jantz • September 2, 2015

For some reason, I wasn’t asked to be commencement speaker, so I’ll put all of my profound graduation advice here instead....

By Maria Jantz • April 16, 2015

It may sound unlikely, but various individuals have recently begun strongly hinting that my time here at Goshen College is...

By Reuben Ng • April 16, 2015

A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic performance...

By David Jantz • April 2, 2015

By Reuben Ng • April 2, 2015

I happened to be in the Good Library just yesterday, minding my own business as I tend to do.  There...

By Reuben Ng • March 26, 2015

Senior year is all about having fun: nonstop fun, just games all day everyday. I have compiled a list of...

By Hayley Brooks • March 26, 2015

First things first: you won’t get convo credit for reading this article. Sorry. Unless maybe you do something really nice...

By Maria Jantz • March 19, 2015

A while ago, I encountered a certain individual who will remain anonymous when not referred to by pseudonyms such as...

By Reuben Ng • March 19, 2015

Much to the chagrin of people who hate happiness, sunshine, and baby animals, it’s hard to ignore that spring is...

By Laura Miller • March 12, 2015

The American Heritage dictionary, arbiter of objective truth and language, defines “post-recital” as “the period of time following a recital”....

By Seth Yoder • March 12, 2015

I’m afraid it’s been some time since I’ve set foot in the West Lawn Dining Hall, still commonly edified as...

By Reuben Ng • March 5, 2015

The stage is set: ten young men are huddled together in a cramped bathroom late at night. Eerie noises waft...

By Nat Dick • March 5, 2015