The American Heritage dictionary, arbiter of objective truth and language, defines “post-recital” as “the period of time following a recital”....

By Seth Yoder • March 12, 2015

I’m afraid it’s been some time since I’ve set foot in the West Lawn Dining Hall, still commonly edified as...

By Reuben Ng • March 5, 2015

The stage is set: ten young men are huddled together in a cramped bathroom late at night. Eerie noises waft...

By Nat Dick • March 5, 2015

A story of adventure and intrigue on the high prairies. Setting: Goshen, IN. Time Period: Winter. Note: best if employed...

By Reuben Ng • February 19, 2015

Because I am extremely famous, sometimes I find myself doing photo shoots. On Sunday, one of these glorious occasions occurred,...

By Maria Jantz • February 19, 2015

As a Funnies editor emeritus, I experienced a shock when I perused Leah Landes’ Funnies article last week. My heart...

By Kate Yoder • February 12, 2015

If you’re anything like me, you typically don’t even bother turning to the Funnies page until you have dictionary.com pulled...

By Leah Landes • February 5, 2015

One of the first things that pops up in my head when I think about art is how influential male...

By David Jantz • February 5, 2015

Well, it’s Tuesday night and I’m writing a Funnies article again. Unfortunately, my brains seem to be dripping out of...

By Maria Jantz • January 29, 2015

As you may have heard, January is the beginning of a new calendar year and a new semester here at...

By Brian Sutter • January 29, 2015

The Record is a remarkable publication. Every week a new issue of the paper comes out chock full of interesting...

By Reuben Ng • January 22, 2015

“Okay. Sam. Tonight we will eat at a mutton restaurant!” my Chinese host father Mr. Xu said as we drove...

By Sam Smucker • January 22, 2015

Good evening.  Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if that is...

By Reuben Ng • January 15, 2015

For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled down far enough...

By Maria Jantz • January 15, 2015

It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential, like eating and sleeping,...

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