In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured,...
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Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case...
New Funnies Editor Maria Jantz Attempts To Fill Large/Stylish Shoes of Predecessor
We in the funnies have a saying; it deals with the passing of the torch, the graceful transition of...
Bfast Gigz
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History major reflects on poverty, religion, grapes
The Record interviewed Nathan Geiser, a senior history major beginning work on a final thesis. He is...
Funnies Editor writes of himself in the third person, baffles self and others
Before we get too far into this article, I feel it my duty to inform you, the esteemed reader, that...
How To Flirt
Too shy to let someone know you like like them? Want to join the “Goshen Dating” club? ICC...
8 Ways to Campus Fame
You might think you’re well known around campus, but I, for one, do not know who you are. “Wait...
The really quite certain future of Study Service Term
As both a student in the Arabic class on campus and as a resident of Howell house, I feel I am amply...
Prude House Prepares for a Goshen Winter
On Monday I was approached by my good friend Reuben Ng, who (along with Kate Yoder and Jared Miller...
Buzzcut Babes: The Pros and Cons of Going Bald
Goshen, I’m sorry. I am. This will all be over soon. The Mainstage opens Friday. We’ll perform...
A Tale of All Hallow’s Eve
It’s that time of the year for a holiday that encourages emptying the back of your closet and...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu