Super Bowl XLIX for Dummies
If you’re anything like me, you typically don’t even bother turning to the Funnies page until you have dictionary.com pulled...
Thoughts on the Artistic Canon
One of the first things that pops up in my head when I think about art is how influential male...
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Well, it’s Tuesday night and I’m writing a Funnies article again. Unfortunately, my brains seem to be dripping out of...
New Year, New You
As you may have heard, January is the beginning of a new calendar year and a new semester here at...
The Record, a reader’s guide
The Record is a remarkable publication. Every week a new issue of the paper comes out chock full of interesting...
A Tale from China SST
“Okay. Sam. Tonight we will eat at a mutton restaurant!” my Chinese host father Mr. Xu said as we drove...
Reuben Ng: On his return to obscurity
Good evening. Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if that is...
Audition Schmaudition
For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled down far enough...
Time Management: A Scientific Approach
It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential, like eating and sleeping,...
Winter Warnings: Finals, Ice And Free Time
Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can pursue your...
‘Tis The Season To Go See ‘Eurydice’
Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside is frightful, but...
Sensenig Poo-turbed With Project Idea
Like many humorous anecdotes, this article is mired in excrement. You see, last week, myself and several other well-intentioned, although...
The New Face Of Oppression: 606
“Praise God from whom all blessings flow.” Sound familiar? For those of you who live under a rock, I am...
Do You Hair What I Hair?
Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of the...
Kate Yoder And The Deathly Howells
When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy? HalloBECAUSE. At Goshen College, the...
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