How to get a boyfriend
As some preppy tween blogger has probably said at some point, this fall’s hottest accessory is a boyfriend. And since...
What’s in a name?
Names. We all have them. Most of them are Jacob, some of them are cardinal directions (I’m looking at you...
Body paint & philandering
This past weekend brought to GC the first annual Goshen College Soccer Classic, an affair showcasing some of the top...
The advantage of being awkward
I’ll begin by stating that I’m not a Funnies writer. For those interested in the root of this statement, we...
Leah attempts a Funnies article: Round 2
Approximately 17 seconds after agreeing to take on a co-editing position for the funnies page, I realized I have no...
The Funnies page: a new hope
The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with Star Wars puns—though...
Yes We Can (finish finals week)
For some reason, I wasn’t asked to be commencement speaker, so I’ll put all of my profound graduation advice here instead....
Half-full, half-empty, or on the ground in pieces
It may sound unlikely, but various individuals have recently begun strongly hinting that my time here at Goshen College is...
A Verdi good time
A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic performance...
I love a good book
I happened to be in the Good Library just yesterday, minding my own business as I tend to do. There...
Senior fun time happy games
Senior year is all about having fun: nonstop fun, just games all day everyday. I have compiled a list of...
Brought to you by the Convo Committee
First things first: you won’t get convo credit for reading this article. Sorry. Unless maybe you do something really nice...
Kendall Friesen: the myth behind the man
A while ago, I encountered a certain individual who will remain anonymous when not referred to by pseudonyms such as...
Blue skies, more thighs
Much to the chagrin of people who hate happiness, sunshine, and baby animals, it’s hard to ignore that spring is...
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