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Alternate Art History Definitions
Neo-platonism: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate with a hint of Black Death. Sfumato: A lightly...

Limited Edition Drink Won’t Be Here Furlong
You need a lot of horse sense to name a good drink. At Goshen’s own Java Junction, our baristas...

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15 Google Search Queries from Adelphian House
1. Slightly scandalous 90s songs 2. Bile [image search] 3. Do trees have hormones? 4. Is popping...

Lazers
Lazers Medium – oil paint and lasers Artist – John W. Miller Lazers ...

In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured,...

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Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case...

New Funnies Editor Maria Jantz Attempts To Fill Large/Stylish Shoes of Predecessor
We in the funnies have a saying; it deals with the passing of the torch, the graceful transition of...

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History major reflects on poverty, religion, grapes
The Record interviewed Nathan Geiser, a senior history major beginning work on a final thesis. He is...

Funnies Editor writes of himself in the third person, baffles self and others
Before we get too far into this article, I feel it my duty to inform you, the esteemed reader, that...

How To Flirt
Too shy to let someone know you like like them? Want to join the “Goshen Dating” club? ICC...