Yes We Can (finish finals week)
For some reason, I wasn’t asked to be commencement speaker, so I’ll put all of my profound graduation advice here instead....
Half-full, half-empty, or on the ground in pieces
It may sound unlikely, but various individuals have recently begun strongly hinting that my time here at Goshen College is...
A Verdi good time
A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic performance...
I love a good book
I happened to be in the Good Library just yesterday, minding my own business as I tend to do. There...
Senior fun time happy games
Senior year is all about having fun: nonstop fun, just games all day everyday. I have compiled a list of...
Brought to you by the Convo Committee
First things first: you won’t get convo credit for reading this article. Sorry. Unless maybe you do something really nice...
Kendall Friesen: the myth behind the man
A while ago, I encountered a certain individual who will remain anonymous when not referred to by pseudonyms such as...
Blue skies, more thighs
Much to the chagrin of people who hate happiness, sunshine, and baby animals, it’s hard to ignore that spring is...
Adjusting to a post-recital world
The American Heritage dictionary, arbiter of objective truth and language, defines “post-recital” as “the period of time following a recital”....
What about second breakfast?
I’m afraid it’s been some time since I’ve set foot in the West Lawn Dining Hall, still commonly edified as...
Men’s Chorus Escapes NOLA by Skin of Teeth
The stage is set: ten young men are huddled together in a cramped bathroom late at night. Eerie noises waft...
Whiteout, the tragic tale of four intrepid students
A story of adventure and intrigue on the high prairies. Setting: Goshen, IN. Time Period: Winter. Note: best if employed...
This story is not made up
Because I am extremely famous, sometimes I find myself doing photo shoots. On Sunday, one of these glorious occasions occurred,...
This weird fact about the Funnies page will blow your mind
As a Funnies editor emeritus, I experienced a shock when I perused Leah Landes’ Funnies article last week. My heart...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu