How to be famous, Wade Tro style
Turning heads as you walk through campus? Being asked for hugs and long walks along the Millrace? The public life...
Eight reasons “Godspell” 2012/2015 is the best
I really love “Godspell 2012” (the very confusing name—since it is now 2015—of the “Godspell” revival written in 2012), which...
How to not have a breakdown
I hate this time of year. It’s the time of year when you KNOW that all of your teachers had...
A day in the life of an Al Roker groupie
7:00 a.m.: Wake up. Go to Concord Middle School. Tell the students that I get to see Al Roker today....
Thirteen steps to make summer last 4 eva
Have you been enjoying the abnormally warm temperatures and sunny days this fall? Do you find yourself wishing that winter...
Kulp South: The mystery within
We just want to start this article by saying that everyone in Kulp South is freaking hilarious. That’s why we’re...
16 things you need to know about being a BRP major
We have finally made it to our senior year. Ammon is graduating in December, and I’m graduating in May (at...
The day I was tied: A tragic memoir
I had just gotten out of the shower. I dried off and stretched. Then something odd happened…I felt myself being...
Happy Chef Jeremy Day!
If you haven’t heard by now that Christopher Columbus is basically the worst person ever, you’ve either been living under...
Professor interview: Keith Graber-Miller
This article represents a momentous occasion. In a rare, nay, unprecedented effort, this week I summoned my resolve to do...
Homecoming reflections
Last weekend was Homecoming Weekend at Goshen College, a weekend where alumni return to their alma mater to discover how...
Wanted: boyfriend
So if you haven’t heard…I’m single. But apparently (according to Leah’s article on “How to get a Boyfriend”) I have...
Learn to laugh…at yourself
Before I begin, I would like to preface this with a cliché by saying I’m not funny. Well, not intentionally...
“A” is for allergies
This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged readers, have the opportunity to get...
Taters gonna tate
By She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named As I’m sure you’ve already realized from my superior introductory remarks, I am NOT a Funnies editor. But...
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Funnies Editors
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