We have finally made it to our senior year. Ammon is graduating in December, and I’m graduating in May (at...

By Ammon Allen-Doucot • November 5, 2015 Anneliese Baer • November 5, 2015

I had just gotten out of the shower. I dried off and stretched. Then something odd happened…I felt myself being...

By H.M. Bunne • October 29, 2015

If you haven’t heard by now that Christopher Columbus is basically the worst person ever, you’ve either been living under...

By Leah Landes • October 15, 2015

This article represents a momentous occasion. In a rare, nay, unprecedented effort, this week I summoned my resolve to do...

By David Jantz • October 15, 2015

Last weekend was Homecoming Weekend at Goshen College, a weekend where alumni return to their alma mater to discover how...

By Brian Sutter • October 8, 2015

So if you haven’t heard…I’m single. But apparently (according to Leah’s article on “How to get a Boyfriend”) I have...

By Brianne Brenneman • October 8, 2015

Before I begin, I would like to preface this with a cliché by saying I’m not funny. Well, not intentionally...

By Seth Wesman • October 1, 2015

This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged readers, have the opportunity to get...

By David Jantz • September 24, 2015

By She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named As I’m sure you’ve already realized from my superior introductory remarks, I am NOT a Funnies editor. But...

By Monica Miller • September 24, 2015

As some preppy tween blogger has probably said at some point, this fall’s hottest accessory is a boyfriend. And since...

By Leah Landes • September 17, 2015

Names. We all have them. Most of them are Jacob, some of them are cardinal directions (I’m looking at you...

By Jacob Penner • September 17, 2015

This past weekend brought to GC the first annual Goshen College Soccer Classic, an affair showcasing some of the top...

By Nat Dick • September 10, 2015

I’ll begin by stating that I’m not a Funnies writer. For those interested in the root of this statement, we...

By Jesse Bontrager • September 10, 2015

Approximately 17 seconds after agreeing to take on a co-editing position for the funnies page, I realized I have no...

By Leah Landes • September 3, 2015

The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with Star Wars puns—though...

By David Jantz • September 2, 2015