Just Your Normal Skeptics Meeting
You may have noticed a controversial article in the Record last week. No, we’re not talking about...

A Beginner’s Guide to Squirrel Hunting
Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only...

The Dregs of Winter
For those of you who know me, you are probably aware of my seemingly unnatural affinity with winter...

Vegetarians: Crazy? Or Simply Misunderstood?
Jantz asks, Yoder answers. Q (MJ): On a scale of 1 to dead animal, how ridiculous is vegetarianism?...

Art Club leaders lure art-tendees
“Art Club is, definitely and defendable-y, the best club on campus,” said Naomi Gross when asked...

B-Fast Gigz
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My post-college plans
I’m excited to set off on that grand adventure called adulthood, live my life to the fullest,...
This week’s forecast
Thursday Look out the window. Look, it’s weather! Cold weather. Still snow on the ground. What a...

An unfortunate twist
So, my “spring” break turned into a “sprain” break, but at least it wasn’t a spring “...
Twenty One Candles
Maria Jantz Funnies editor mkjantz@goshen.edu I’m especially excited for Friday this week....
Yoder Relinquishes Coveted Position
Kate Yoder Funnies editor kmyoder@goshen.edu Kate Yoder, a Funnies editor who sometimes writes about...
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