If You Are A Babe, Read This Article
A few weeks ago, our esteemed editor-in-chief and benevolent leader, Elizabeth Franks-North,...

¡Encuentro! #mariajantzfunnieseditor
Well, hello there, youngsters. I find myself labeled a “Senior” this year. A Senior Citizen,...

The Basketnapper: A Tale of Wisdom
As we near the end of our second semester this year at Goshen College, my sentimental side has...
‘How to Study’ in 10 Steps
As exam season approaches, here are my 10 study tips that you literally won’t find anywhere else...
Just Your Normal Skeptics Meeting
You may have noticed a controversial article in the Record last week. No, we’re not talking about...

A Beginner’s Guide to Squirrel Hunting
Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only...

The Dregs of Winter
For those of you who know me, you are probably aware of my seemingly unnatural affinity with winter...

Vegetarians: Crazy? Or Simply Misunderstood?
Jantz asks, Yoder answers. Q (MJ): On a scale of 1 to dead animal, how ridiculous is vegetarianism?...

Art Club leaders lure art-tendees
“Art Club is, definitely and defendable-y, the best club on campus,” said Naomi Gross when asked...

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My post-college plans
I’m excited to set off on that grand adventure called adulthood, live my life to the fullest,...
This week’s forecast
Thursday Look out the window. Look, it’s weather! Cold weather. Still snow on the ground. What a...
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