Romance in the Air: a Pop Quiz
This Valentine’s Day, do something special with your sweetie. Even if your beloved doesn’t yet...

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Alternate Art History Definitions
Neo-platonism: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate with a hint of Black Death. Sfumato: A lightly...

Limited Edition Drink Won’t Be Here Furlong
You need a lot of horse sense to name a good drink. At Goshen’s own Java Junction, our baristas...

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15 Google Search Queries from Adelphian House
1. Slightly scandalous 90s songs 2. Bile [image search] 3. Do trees have hormones? 4. Is popping...

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In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured,...

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Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case...

New Funnies Editor Maria Jantz Attempts To Fill Large/Stylish Shoes of Predecessor
We in the funnies have a saying; it deals with the passing of the torch, the graceful transition of...

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History major reflects on poverty, religion, grapes
The Record interviewed Nathan Geiser, a senior history major beginning work on a final thesis. He is...

Funnies Editor writes of himself in the third person, baffles self and others
Before we get too far into this article, I feel it my duty to inform you, the esteemed reader, that...