Whiteout, the tragic tale of four intrepid students
A story of adventure and intrigue on the high prairies. Setting: Goshen, IN. Time Period: Winter....
This story is not made up
Because I am extremely famous, sometimes I find myself doing photo shoots. On Sunday, one of these...
This weird fact about the Funnies page will blow your mind
As a Funnies editor emeritus, I experienced a shock when I perused Leah Landes’ Funnies article...
Super Bowl XLIX for Dummies
If you’re anything like me, you typically don’t even bother turning to the Funnies page until...
Thoughts on the Artistic Canon
One of the first things that pops up in my head when I think about art is how influential male...
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Well, it’s Tuesday night and I’m writing a Funnies article again. Unfortunately, my brains seem...
New Year, New You
As you may have heard, January is the beginning of a new calendar year and a new semester here at...
The Record, a reader’s guide
The Record is a remarkable publication. Every week a new issue of the paper comes out chock full of...
A Tale from China SST
“Okay. Sam. Tonight we will eat at a mutton restaurant!” my Chinese host father Mr. Xu...
Reuben Ng: On his return to obscurity
Good evening. Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if...
Audition Schmaudition
For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled...
Time Management: A Scientific Approach
It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential,...
Winter Warnings: Finals, Ice And Free Time
Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can...
‘Tis The Season To Go See ‘Eurydice’
Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside...
Sensenig Poo-turbed With Project Idea
Like many humorous anecdotes, this article is mired in excrement. You see, last week, myself and...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu