Memories of autumnal recess
This fall break, my father, younger sister, and I visited my father’s family in Washington state; I prepared to practice...
A Day in the Life of Fall 2016 Peruvian SSTer Katie Hurst ‘18
7:20 a.m.: Awakened by my sisters crawling out of the twin bunk bed above me. 7:30 a.m.: Breakfast–strawberry smoothie that...
October: In like a wolf, out with a HOOOOOwell!
The sinister month of October has snuck up on us once again! I was joined by millions last Friday who...
Stuff the education department never told you
I want to preface this article by saying that the education department is wonderful. They did their best to prepare...
Rookie mistakes: I’m the idiot washer girl
I’ve done my own laundry for about eight years now. When I was around 10 years old, my mom told...
Liquid cardboard, anyone?
I try to maximize efficiency. As a senior with a schedule jam-packed full of avoiding homework, putting off homework, and...
Everyone’s talking about how it’s Jimmy B’s last year, but it’s my last year too!
Lots of people seem to think that it’s a big deal that Jimmy B, Goshen College’s president, is leaving after...
College Survival 101
As a student presumably in his final year at Goshen College, I have perfected some aspects of life to make...
Mennonite chow: a cultural bite
Here is a crash course in understanding the strange food half the campus consumes on a daily basis and a...
Dear readers: please write
Hello, fellow Earth dwellers! There is no great way to break the news to you, but I will be the...
If they’re broken, we’ll get Frosties
How do you dodge an embarrassing story? You don’t. “Have you ever broken a bone?” That question makes me anxious....
Confessions of the athletically incompetent
As an integral cog in the machine that is intramural sports at Goshen College, I have a bird’s eye view...
Hannah Thill: Diagnosis Homophoniosis
Hello, my name is Hannah and I have homophoniosis. This is when one lacks the ability to detect spelling mistakes...
Reflection from Seniors Perspectives
KIERNAN: AS WHITE MAN I’m a pretty savvy person, so when Prashansa told me about the hardships of being a...
Ryan Sensenig burns prairies for Bernie
Political debates are heating up on campus; literally, as yik-yakers proudly light one up on a nightly basis in the...
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