The Bachelor: Seth Wesman edition
I will admit (quite proudly) that I have never watched an entire episode of “The Bachelor” in my...
How to survive a Trumpocalypse? #Drumpf
This article is dedicated to John Oliver and aims to further the movement of #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain...
Senior year on campus
Sorry to keep you waiting. Here it is. A quick list of reasons why living on campus senior year is...
Another kind of SST
Since I moved out of India when I was 2 years old, and have been living in Singapore ever since then...
Peace and justice for all
Hey friends, classmates, mentors and readers far away with subscriptions to the Record. First of all...
“Other” Wins Sweeping Victory in Iowa Caucus
In an electoral event for the history books, presidential hopeful “Other” won BOTH the...
The secret perks of Goshen College
Here at Goshen College, we pride ourselves with our campus culture that has been established over...
A blast from the past Saturday
As many of you already know, Kick Off (aka, Goshen’s semi-annual rehash of the same ten singers...
Notes from the Underpass
If this shows up in the Funnies section, please realize that the Record is trying to discredit the...
The truth round two
This is the second week of my esteemed position of Funnies editor and along with that comes two...
Livin’ la vida graduated
In case you missed the various tweets, Facebook statuses, yaks, subtle reminders in conversation,...
Where did I go wrong?
“What am I doing? I could be in Cambodia learning Khmer right now! I don’t know what I’m doing...
The wonders of winter
After a lackluster performance in December, winter has opened the second half with a strong showing...
The truth can be funny
Since I know most all of you skip right over any other article and head directly to the Funnies page...
Go to Christmas at Kenwood™!
Psych! This article has nothing to do with Christmas at Kenwood™. It was just a shameless...
Spring 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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