16 things you need to know about being a BRP major
We have finally made it to our senior year. Ammon is graduating in December, and I’m graduating in...
The day I was tied: A tragic memoir
I had just gotten out of the shower. I dried off and stretched. Then something odd happened…I felt...
Happy Chef Jeremy Day!
If you haven’t heard by now that Christopher Columbus is basically the worst person ever, you’ve...
Professor interview: Keith Graber-Miller
This article represents a momentous occasion. In a rare, nay, unprecedented effort, this week I...
Homecoming reflections
Last weekend was Homecoming Weekend at Goshen College, a weekend where alumni return to their alma...
Wanted: boyfriend
So if you haven’t heard…I’m single. But apparently (according to Leah’s article on “...
Learn to laugh…at yourself
Before I begin, I would like to preface this with a cliché by saying I’m not funny. Well, not...
“A” is for allergies
This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged...
Taters gonna tate
By She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named As I’m sure you’ve already realized from my superior introductory...
How to get a boyfriend
As some preppy tween blogger has probably said at some point, this fall’s hottest accessory is a...
What’s in a name?
Names. We all have them. Most of them are Jacob, some of them are cardinal directions (I’m looking...
Body paint & philandering
This past weekend brought to GC the first annual Goshen College Soccer Classic, an affair showcasing...
The advantage of being awkward
I’ll begin by stating that I’m not a Funnies writer. For those interested in the root of this...
Leah attempts a Funnies article: Round 2
Approximately 17 seconds after agreeing to take on a co-editing position for the funnies page, I...
The Funnies page: a new hope
The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with...
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