Reuben Ng: On his return to obscurity
Good evening. Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if...
Audition Schmaudition
For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled...
Time Management: A Scientific Approach
It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential,...
Winter Warnings: Finals, Ice And Free Time
Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can...
‘Tis The Season To Go See ‘Eurydice’
Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside...
Sensenig Poo-turbed With Project Idea
Like many humorous anecdotes, this article is mired in excrement. You see, last week, myself and...
The New Face Of Oppression: 606
“Praise God from whom all blessings flow.” Sound familiar? For those of you who live under a...
Do You Hair What I Hair?
Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of...
Kate Yoder And The Deathly Howells
When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy?...
Save Yourselves While You Can!
I am here writing in the funnies (I guess I’m actually in my room) because your beloved funnies...
Fashion Experts Hate Him
Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This...
Oh, The Places I’ll Go
In the weeks following both my headline debut in the Conscientious Objector (well-written if not...
A Social [Media] Commentary
Autumn has descended upon Goshen College. The bright reds, oranges and yellows of the falling...
A Plea For Existence From Far Away
Dear Goshen, The world is made up of two kinds of people: those who have forgotten me, and those who...
Jantz’s Fantzy Dantz Pants*
One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...