Jantz’s Fantzy Dantz Pants*
One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...
A Tale Of Two Courses
I stepped into a dimly lit hallway. A voice came from another room. “You probably want me to cook...
Horoscope, Sept. 25 – Oct. 1
Reading the stars is an art. For star-ters, it helps to be pretty good at Morse code, connect-the-...
iProductivity With iOS8
There’s a new force to be reckoned with in the world. It’s slicker than Goshen’s sidewalks...
Of Mice And Women
As international disputes flare over oil, land and religion, I have been facing my own battle within...
A Letter From The Former Funnies Editor
Hey kiddos, This is your past-but-not-present-or-future Funnies Editor speaking. Much has changed...
Do You Have Human Privilege?
Reader, you are privileged to be reading the best quiz ever created. Observe these totally real rave...
Miller Hall Leaves Kratz And Yoder Lonely
Saturday, Aug. 23, 2014: was another move-in day at Goshen College As always, a parade of jam-packed...
If You Are A Babe, Read This Article
A few weeks ago, our esteemed editor-in-chief and benevolent leader, Elizabeth Franks-North,...
¡Encuentro! #mariajantzfunnieseditor
Well, hello there, youngsters. I find myself labeled a “Senior” this year. A Senior Citizen,...
The Basketnapper: A Tale of Wisdom
As we near the end of our second semester this year at Goshen College, my sentimental side has...
‘How to Study’ in 10 Steps
As exam season approaches, here are my 10 study tips that you literally won’t find anywhere else...
Just Your Normal Skeptics Meeting
You may have noticed a controversial article in the Record last week. No, we’re not talking about...
A Beginner’s Guide to Squirrel Hunting
Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only...
