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Well, it’s Tuesday night and I’m writing a Funnies article again. Unfortunately, my brains seem...
New Year, New You
As you may have heard, January is the beginning of a new calendar year and a new semester here at...
The Record, a reader’s guide
The Record is a remarkable publication. Every week a new issue of the paper comes out chock full of...
A Tale from China SST
“Okay. Sam. Tonight we will eat at a mutton restaurant!” my Chinese host father Mr. Xu...
Reuben Ng: On his return to obscurity
Good evening. Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if...
Audition Schmaudition
For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled...
Time Management: A Scientific Approach
It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential,...
Winter Warnings: Finals, Ice And Free Time
Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can...
‘Tis The Season To Go See ‘Eurydice’
Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside...
Sensenig Poo-turbed With Project Idea
Like many humorous anecdotes, this article is mired in excrement. You see, last week, myself and...
The New Face Of Oppression: 606
“Praise God from whom all blessings flow.” Sound familiar? For those of you who live under a...
Do You Hair What I Hair?
Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of...
Kate Yoder And The Deathly Howells
When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy?...
Save Yourselves While You Can!
I am here writing in the funnies (I guess I’m actually in my room) because your beloved funnies...
Fashion Experts Hate Him
Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This...
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