October 12, 2016
An atheist’s ruminations on Christianity
I was hesitant to choose religion as the subject matter for my perspectives article, thinking it might offend people. But...
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September 29, 2016
Liquid cardboard, anyone?
I try to maximize efficiency. As a senior with a schedule jam-packed full of avoiding homework, putting off homework, and...
December 3, 2015
Go to Christmas at Kenwood™!
Psych! This article has nothing to do with Christmas at Kenwood™. It was just a shameless promotion of the event,...
October 15, 2015
Professor interview: Keith Graber-Miller
This article represents a momentous occasion. In a rare, nay, unprecedented effort, this week I summoned my resolve to do...
September 24, 2015
“A” is for allergies
This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged readers, have the opportunity to get...
September 2, 2015
The Funnies page: a new hope
The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with Star Wars puns—though...
April 2, 2015
A Verdi good time
A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic performance...
February 5, 2015
Thoughts on the Artistic Canon
One of the first things that pops up in my head when I think about art is how influential male...
December 3, 2014
Winter Warnings: Finals, Ice And Free Time
Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can pursue your...
November 19, 2014
‘Tis The Season To Go See ‘Eurydice’
Really, though, do it. We’ll wait. OK, you’re back! You loved it, of course. The weather outside is frightful, but...
October 30, 2014
Fashion Experts Hate Him
Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This involves either a)...
October 8, 2014
Jantz’s Fantzy Dantz Pants*
One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...
September 24, 2014
iProductivity With iOS8
There’s a new force to be reckoned with in the world. It’s slicker than Goshen’s sidewalks in an eight month...
September 4, 2014
If You Are A Babe, Read This Article
A few weeks ago, our esteemed editor-in-chief and benevolent leader, Elizabeth Franks-North, approached me about becoming a co-editor of the...
April 9, 2014
A Beginner’s Guide to Squirrel Hunting
Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only making...