I was hesitant to choose religion as the subject matter for my perspectives article, thinking it...

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I try to maximize efficiency. As a senior with a schedule jam-packed full of avoiding homework,...

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Psych! This article has nothing to do with Christmas at Kenwood™. It was just a shameless...

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This article represents a momentous occasion. In a rare, nay, unprecedented effort, this week I...

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This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged...

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The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with...

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A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic...

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One of the first things that pops up in my head when I think about art is how influential male...

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Folks, it’s the end of another semester. Another pile of money poured down the drain so you can...

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Oddly enough, I sometimes have to make sure that something gets written in the funnies page. This...

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One of the nice things about being a funnies editor is that I don’t have to follow any of the...

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There’s a new force to be reckoned with in the world.  It’s slicker than Goshen’s sidewalks...

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A few weeks ago, our esteemed editor-in-chief and benevolent leader, Elizabeth Franks-North,...

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Are you tired of the same boring meals at the Rott every week? Do your housemates insist on only...

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