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April 16, 2015
Yes We Can (finish finals week)
For some reason, I wasn’t asked to be commencement speaker, so I’ll put all of my profound...
March 26, 2015
Annual Conference on Science and Religion
This past weekend, Goshen College held its 14th Conference on Science and Religion. The conference...
News • public speaking • religion • science
March 19, 2015
Brought to you by the Convo Committee
First things first: you won’t get convo credit for reading this article. Sorry. Unless maybe you...
March 19, 2015
Spring Mainstage: The Boys Next Door opens doors this weekend
Every night this week, the students involved with the spring mainstage will gather in Umble Center...
February 19, 2015
This story is not made up
Because I am extremely famous, sometimes I find myself doing photo shoots. On Sunday, one of these...
January 29, 2015
$ea$onal $aving$
Well, it’s Tuesday night and I’m writing a Funnies article again. Unfortunately, my brains seem...
January 15, 2015
Audition Schmaudition
For the last four years, I have eagerly awaited each Kick Off audition. Sometimes I even scrolled...
December 3, 2014
Time Management: A Scientific Approach
It’s a veritable homework cornucopia around here. Any part of your life that is not essential,...
November 6, 2014
Do You Hair What I Hair?
Halloween is over at last, and you know what that means: ‘tis the season for the best holiday of...
October 30, 2014
Bonus Convo Focuses On Gender Issues
An additional convocation on gender issues will confront topics ranging from sexual assault to...
September 24, 2014
Horoscope, Sept. 25 – Oct. 1
Reading the stars is an art. For star-ters, it helps to be pretty good at Morse code, connect-the-...
September 10, 2014
Do You Have Human Privilege?
Reader, you are privileged to be reading the best quiz ever created. Observe these totally real rave...
September 4, 2014
¡Encuentro! #mariajantzfunnieseditor
Well, hello there, youngsters. I find myself labeled a “Senior” this year. A Senior Citizen,...
March 5, 2014
This week’s forecast
Thursday Look out the window. Look, it’s weather! Cold weather. Still snow on the ground. What a...
February 19, 2014
Twenty One Candles
Maria Jantz Funnies editor mkjantz@goshen.edu I’m especially excited for Friday this week....
February 12, 2014
Romance in the Air: a Pop Quiz
This Valentine’s Day, do something special with your sweetie. Even if your beloved doesn’t yet...
February 5, 2014
Limited Edition Drink Won’t Be Here Furlong
You need a lot of horse sense to name a good drink. At Goshen’s own Java Junction, our baristas...
November 22, 2013
How To Flirt
Too shy to let someone know you like like them? Want to join the “Goshen Dating” club? ICC...
October 13, 2013
Homecoming Article
In a shocking development this weekend, hundreds of former Goshen students descended upon the Goshen...