February 12, 2015
This weird fact about the Funnies page will blow your mind
As a Funnies editor emeritus, I experienced a shock when I perused Leah Landes’ Funnies article last week. My heart...
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November 6, 2014
Kate Yoder And The Deathly Howells
When it comes to Halloween, I always ask the 4 H’s. Hallowhat? Hallowhen? Hallowhere? Hallowhy? HalloBECAUSE. At Goshen College, the...
September 17, 2014
A Letter From The Former Funnies Editor
Hey kiddos, This is your past-but-not-present-or-future Funnies Editor speaking. Much has changed since I last bestowed my peer-reviewed “pretty funny,...
April 17, 2014
Funny and Female: Why So Contradictory?
Here’s the funny thing about The Record’s funnies page: about half of the articles this year were written by women....
April 10, 2014
Just Your Normal Skeptics Meeting
You may have noticed a controversial article in the Record last week. No, we’re not talking about Chief Editor Mastermind...
April 2, 2014
Vegetarians: Crazy? Or Simply Misunderstood?
Jantz asks, Yoder answers. Q (MJ): On a scale of 1 to dead animal, how ridiculous is vegetarianism? A (KY):...
March 5, 2014
An unfortunate twist
So, my “spring” break turned into a “sprain” break, but at least it wasn’t a spring “break.” But don’t let...
February 19, 2014
Yoder Relinquishes Coveted Position
Kate Yoder Funnies editor kmyoder@goshen.edu Kate Yoder, a Funnies editor who sometimes writes about herself in third person, experienced a...
January 29, 2014
15 Google Search Queries from Adelphian House
1. Slightly scandalous 90s songs 2. Bile [image search] 3. Do trees have hormones? 4. Is popping zits a disorder?...
January 22, 2014
In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured, dear reader, today is the day...
January 15, 2014
Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case you forgot to make...
December 7, 2013
A vegetable world: the art of eating meatless
Garlic, green onions and fresh tomatoes sizzled in olive oil on the stove in Ida Short’s kitchen. “I’ve never made...
Opinion • Food & Dining • Health • lifestyle
November 22, 2013
8 Ways to Campus Fame
You might think you’re well known around campus, but I, for one, do not know who you are. “Wait,” you...
October 22, 2013
The life of a writing mentor, 7:55 to 10:01 p.m.
On the historic day of Thursday, October 10, I worked yet another grueling shift at the Writing Center. Loyal readership,...
September 25, 2013
Suave student executes flawless slapstick routine
After my 1 o’clock class, I casually hopped on my bike outside Newcomer, my home away from home away from...
September 18, 2013
A quarter for your thoughts
The floor has become your laundry basket and the mountain-high piles of clothing in your room have literally become a...
September 18, 2013
Coinless laundry machines installed
Get a load of this—new coinless washers and dryers were installed on the Goshen College campus this summer, and students...
February 7, 2013
“Cambodians have wonderful sense of humors”
“If You Pay 10 dollors ,you can eat pork belly and drink endlessly until when you say ‘STOP!’” Welcome to...