April 16, 2015
It may sound unlikely, but various individuals have recently begun strongly hinting that my time...
March 26, 2015
I happened to be in the Good Library just yesterday, minding my own business as I tend to do. ...
March 19, 2015
A while ago, I encountered a certain individual who will remain anonymous when not referred to by...
March 5, 2015
I’m afraid it’s been some time since I’ve set foot in the West Lawn Dining Hall, still...
February 19, 2015
A story of adventure and intrigue on the high prairies. Setting: Goshen, IN. Time Period: Winter....
January 22, 2015
The Record is a remarkable publication. Every week a new issue of the paper comes out chock full of...
January 15, 2015
Good evening. Of course you may have begun reading this at some time other than evening, and if...
October 8, 2014
Dear Goshen, The world is made up of two kinds of people: those who have forgotten me, and those who...
April 17, 2014
As we near the end of our second semester this year at Goshen College, my sentimental side has...
April 10, 2014
Next Wednesday, the Goshen College Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Dr. Christopher Fashun, will...
April 2, 2014
For those of you who know me, you are probably aware of my seemingly unnatural affinity with winter...
February 12, 2014
Reuben Ng Ex-funnies editor I recently had the opportunity to interact with humans on a fascinating...
January 29, 2014
For some students, eating food taken from a Dumpster is an ethical decision. The official term...
January 15, 2014
We in the funnies have a saying; it deals with the passing of the torch, the graceful transition of...
December 7, 2013
Before we get too far into this article, I feel it my duty to inform you, the esteemed reader, that...
November 15, 2013
As both a student in the Arabic class on campus and as a resident of Howell house, I feel I am amply...
November 5, 2013
As funnies editor, it is my privilege to bring a small measure of hilarity to the doldrums of campus...
October 13, 2013
According to several reliable sources of mine, a bizarre phenomenon referred to by some as “music...
September 25, 2013
I assumed that I would be writing with a plan this week. It would have been a wonderful article,...
November 7, 2012
I weep for the walker. The once stately procession of students from the Kratz and Miller (strictly...
October 18, 2012
A devastating wave of plant-death is beginning to roll across the northern hemisphere. Botanical...
October 3, 2012
I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, as I have recently...