Artist’s Corner picks the wrong corner
John Miller hasn’t always considered himself an artist. “I didn’t realize that what I did with...
Overheard at the Brew
As a way to support the local Goshen economy, we go to the Brew every Tuesday. One particular day,...
Inside/Outside Voices 2/14/2013
“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can...
Shenanigans! A call for legal action
Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a...
A modest proposal
I want to begin by saying that I heartily enjoyed attending Kick-Off, Concerto Aria and “Cock...
Inside/Outside Voices 2/7/13
“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...
Goshen headed down a slippery slope
We’ve received troubling news at The Record this week. The news is so treacherous that Goshen...
An encouraging letter
Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, [name] I know that you have decided to [verb] on your...
Thought experiment update: thought required
It seems there has been a slight miscalculation to my semester without chapel experiment, due in...
Standouts of the month: January
Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We...
Inside/Outside Voices 1/31/13
Hello, this is John Miller, and I just wanted to say that you guys should see my touch typing skills...
Faculty Quotes Out of Context 1/31/13
If you don’t like the different photo styles, just use one of them for this week. I want to...
Inside/Outside Voices 1-24-13
Hi, this is Kaleb “Short Tie” Batten calling to let everyone know that they should wear...
From community college to Goshen and back
There’s something about me that not everybody on this campus knows. Although I am in my fourth...
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