15 Google Search Queries from Adelphian House
1. Slightly scandalous 90s songs 2. Bile [image search] 3. Do trees have hormones? 4. Is popping zits a disorder?...
Lazers
Lazers Medium – oil paint and lasers Artist – John W. Miller Lazers is a think piece about a midlevel band struggling with...
In Search of Best Bathroom on Campus
We know what you’re thinking: “There aren’t enough toilets in the Record.” Rest assured, dear reader, today is the day...
Resolutions for a New Semester
Comedic duo Jantz and Yoder offer suggestions (GC style) for the New Year’s resolutions, in case you forgot to make...
New Funnies Editor Maria Jantz Attempts To Fill Large/Stylish Shoes of Predecessor
We in the funnies have a saying; it deals with the passing of the torch, the graceful transition of one...
History major reflects on poverty, religion, grapes
The Record interviewed Nathan Geiser, a senior history major beginning work on a final thesis. He is lactose intolerant. How...
Funnies Editor writes of himself in the third person, baffles self and others
Before we get too far into this article, I feel it my duty to inform you, the esteemed reader, that...
How To Flirt
Too shy to let someone know you like like them? Want to join the “Goshen Dating” club? ICC hasn’t yielded...
8 Ways to Campus Fame
You might think you’re well known around campus, but I, for one, do not know who you are. “Wait,” you...
The really quite certain future of Study Service Term
As both a student in the Arabic class on campus and as a resident of Howell house, I feel I...
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