How to welcome home friends from Study-Service Term is the leading cause of emotional stress and confusion for people on...

By Jessica Sprunger • April 10, 2013

“We have an algorithm that essentially looks into the future.” – Kent Palmer “I’ve taught erections once before” – Kris...

By Ariel Ropp • April 10, 2013

“I don’t always call I/O Voices, but when I do, I’m Jared Miller.” – Luke Slagel “Mother[flipper]! This is Vasti...

By John Miller • April 3, 2013

As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about the...

By Brian O’Leary • April 3, 2013

Breaking news:  The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally released another issue of their paper this week. For...

By Brian O’Leary • March 20, 2013

Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen’s first-annual masquerade ball. Candidates were chosen based on the...

By John Miller • March 20, 2013

“Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the soccer team, my...

By Brian O’Leary • March 13, 2013

By John Miller • March 13, 2013

Here’s a clue: it rhymes with gingivitis. No, it’s not tendinitis, although it is equally as potent. You’re close if...

By Mike Zehr • March 13, 2013

This last Monday, March 11, 2013, I witnessed a brazen disregard for Goshen’s community standards. The Rott (occasionally referred to...

By John Miller • March 13, 2013

Earlier this week, Goshen College announced a tuition hike for the 2013-2014 school year that was met by a number...

By Jonny Hersh • March 7, 2013

“Hi, this is Sophie Lapp, and if you’re interested in going to the ISC coffeehouse dinner, I can provide you...

By John Miller • March 7, 2013

In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a new “Martyrs Mirror,” I would like...

By Brian O’Leary • March 7, 2013

“Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say [nondescript background noise] anybody at Goshen College is welcome...

By Brian O’Leary • February 21, 2013

By John Miller • February 21, 2013