I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple fact is one...

By Brian O’Leary • October 3, 2012

I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, as I have recently...

By Reuben Ng • October 3, 2012

Let me begin by saying that I was duped into writing this article. Becca Kraybill, our fearless...

By John Miller • September 12, 2012

The end of the school year is here. In a short week, gowns will be flowing and caps will be throwing...

By Daniel Penner • April 11, 2012

One day before April Fool’s day, I received an email forwarded to me by Matthew Amstutz. The...

By Nate Day • April 11, 2012

– “Debt? Naw, I walk cum laude. Dual: Muck & Law. I want bed!” – “...

By Nate Day • April 11, 2012

As Mr. Penner so eloquently explained in his testimony, it is unfitting for a Christian to laugh. I...

By Nate Day • March 28, 2012

Diaper School: Aloof is April first, Sir, lip air fools! Repaid...

By Nate Day • March 28, 2012

This past week, I tried to tell a joke. It wasn’t a bad joke; in fact, it might have been a good...

By Daniel Penner • March 28, 2012

“Dear large, intimidating basketball player. Here’s an idea, how about you don’t...

By Matthew Amstutz • March 28, 2012

“Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew...

By Matthew Amstutz • March 21, 2012

Did you know that in addition to “B-League” basketball, many colleges have sports teams that...

By Nate Day • March 21, 2012

Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy...

By Brian O’Leary • March 21, 2012

Pact: a Honda by FitRec. Name? Cap’s RD name? Lo! Chad … ah … Coleman. Dr....

By Nate Day • March 15, 2012

Dear Reader, It was a regular Monday morning; the radio blared to wake me and I rubbed my eyes as I...

By Jacob Maldonado Nofziger • March 15, 2012