In memoriam: A Robert Frost enthusiast saddened by ‘progress’
I weep for the walker. The once stately procession of students from the Kratz and Miller (strictly...
Cardinals and Bears beat out donkeys and elephants
This past Monday night, I had to make the arduous choice of which television program to engage...

Martin’s lip: In defense of fuzz
Welp, it’s that time of year again. We can finally escape razors, shavers, clippers, tweezers and...
Inside/Outside Voices 11/1
Hello, I would just like to thank you for filling me in on all the useless knowledge from Howell...

Climate devastates regional flora, fauna expected to perish soon
A devastating wave of plant-death is beginning to roll across the northern hemisphere. Botanical...
Connector connections
After walking through the Connector for the third time this year, I realized how much I miss it. I...
Inside/Outside Voices 10/18/12
Inside/Outside Voices – 10/18/12 Harlequin is a generous soul tonight. And also, Jared Miller is...
Three students selected for prestigious job opportunity
Abe Pauls, Henry Stewart and I are very pleased to announce that we have been exclusively selected...

Jess’s judicious judgment
The John-Henry Banana Magic is a dish full of mild delight. The JHBM made its public debut at a...
Inside/Outside Voices
Hi, this is Jared Miller and I wanted you to know that I just love alumni weekend because there are...
Inside/Outside Voices 10/4
“Uh, yeah. This is Steve. I tried to call the Inside/Outside Voices phone number and it just...

I am not a lion, says Brian
I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple fact is one...
That intolerable obfuscation: A grievance I can bear no more
I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, as I have recently...
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