Funnyman makes it big
One day before April Fool’s day, I received an email forwarded to me by Matthew Amstutz. The...
Nate Day’s weekly palindrome(s) 4/12
– “Debt? Naw, I walk cum laude. Dual: Muck & Law. I want bed!” – “...
From the police blotters:
As Mr. Penner so eloquently explained in his testimony, it is unfitting for a Christian to laugh. I...
Nate Day’s Weekly Palindrome 3/29
Diaper School: Aloof is April first, Sir, lip air fools! Repaid...
Why a Christian ought not laugh: or anyone else for that matter
This past week, I tried to tell a joke. It wasn’t a bad joke; in fact, it might have been a good...
Inside Voices 3/29
“Dear large, intimidating basketball player. Here’s an idea, how about you don’t...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/22
“Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew...
Dabbling in dunking delirium
Did you know that in addition to “B-League” basketball, many colleges have sports teams that...
People and their pets: An interview with an elementary education major
Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy...
Nate Day’s palindrome 3/15
Pact: a Honda by FitRec. Name? Cap’s RD name? Lo! Chad … ah … Coleman. Dr....
Suicide rates soar, circumstances fishy
Dear Reader, It was a regular Monday morning; the radio blared to wake me and I rubbed my eyes as I...
Poetry out of pierogies: A call for AVI Fresh to extend its writings beyond the cateteria
There is a lot to appreciate when you go to the Westlawn Dining Hall – the smiles and hellos...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/8
“Hi, this is, ah, Nate Day, calling in for the editors of The Record, just to, ah, a little...
Spring break quiz
Planning on hanging around Goshen for spring break? Don’t! Take this quiz to help you decide...
Inside Outside Voices 2/23
“This is David Harnish calling to say that Daniel Penner’s laugh, which sound like this...