Latest from Brian O’Leary
April 17, 2013
Graduation top ten
Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The...
April 10, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit...
April 3, 2013
Hare’s the truth about Easter
As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about...
March 20, 2013
Objection! New Conscientious Objector released
Breaking news: The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally...
March 13, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 3/14/13
“Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to...
March 7, 2013
A fiery new symbol
In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a new “Martyrs...
February 21, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/21/2013
“Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say [nondescript background noise]...
February 13, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/14/2013
“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can...
February 13, 2013
Shenanigans! A call for legal action
Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a...
February 7, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/7/13
“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...
February 7, 2013
An encouraging letter
Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, [name] I know that you have decided to [verb] on your...
January 30, 2013
Standouts of the month: January
Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We...
January 17, 2013
Auditing SST: a petition for GC reform
As a senior Bible and Religion major, I have been around the Goshen College block, so to speak. I...
November 29, 2012
Top ten tips for winter
Winter in Goshen can be a cold, hard time for many students. I myself went through quite a shock...
October 3, 2012
I am not a lion, says Brian
I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple fact is one...
March 21, 2012
People and their pets: An interview with an elementary education major
Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy...
November 3, 2010
Camp counseling is a sacrifice
I hope you understand me correctly: being a camp counselor was an excellent experience and I enjoyed...