April 17, 2013
Graduation top ten
Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The Record is...
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April 10, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 4/11/13
“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit from Becca Yoder’s...
April 3, 2013
Hare’s the truth about Easter
As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about the...
March 20, 2013
Objection! New Conscientious Objector released
Breaking news: The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally released another issue of their paper this week. For...
March 13, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 3/14/13
“Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the soccer team, my...
March 7, 2013
A fiery new symbol
In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a new “Martyrs Mirror,” I would like...
February 21, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/21/2013
“Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say [nondescript background noise] anybody at Goshen College is welcome...
February 13, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/14/2013
“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can say anything and get it...
February 13, 2013
Shenanigans! A call for legal action
Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a Twitter account under a...
February 7, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 2/7/13
“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...
February 7, 2013
An encouraging letter
Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, [name] I know that you have decided to [verb] on your...
January 30, 2013
Standouts of the month: January
Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We like to find fault...
January 17, 2013
Auditing SST: a petition for GC reform
As a senior Bible and Religion major, I have been around the Goshen College block, so to speak. I have...
December 5, 2012
Dr. Fashion: Orchestrate your appearance
From the sauciest of unfair trade factories in southeast Asia comes the newest line of designer wear. O’Lamestutz Boutique would...
November 29, 2012
Top ten tips for winter
Winter in Goshen can be a cold, hard time for many students. I myself went through quite a shock when,...
October 3, 2012
I am not a lion, says Brian
I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple...
March 21, 2012
People and their pets: An interview with an elementary education major
Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy with a...
February 2, 2012
101 ways to procrastinate
Hello, my name is Brian O’Leary and I’ll be one of your funnies writers for this week’s Record. When I...
March 31, 2011
Improvements needed in housing selection process
This perspective is meant to be a criticism of the housing decisions made by Resident Life this year, not an attack...
November 3, 2010
Camp counseling is a sacrifice
I hope you understand me correctly: being a camp counselor was an excellent experience and I enjoyed it thoroughly. But...