
Poetry out of pierogies: A call for AVI Fresh to extend its writings beyond the cateteria
There is a lot to appreciate when you go to the Westlawn Dining Hall – the smiles and hellos...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/8
“Hi, this is, ah, Nate Day, calling in for the editors of The Record, just to, ah, a little...
Spring break quiz
Planning on hanging around Goshen for spring break? Don’t! Take this quiz to help you decide...
Inside Outside Voices 2/23
“This is David Harnish calling to say that Daniel Penner’s laugh, which sound like this...

Benevolent choir to share music, time with simple country folk
For the 2012 ‘Light in the Darkness Tour,’ Goshen Men’s Chorus looks to the west this...

Washington Club holds first meeting
Housemates vow, “never again.” Following the recent success of the new Kansas club that...
Mad Lib
So, last _________ I went on a _________ __________ with a really _________ __________. weekday...

Mock nursing convention this Friday
Tears expected, mean jokes encouraged. An exciting time has arrived on campus, indeed. Coming only...

Recent website changes confuse seniors
Shock waves trembled through the community last week, when on Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, Goshen College...

101 ways to procrastinate
Hello, my name is Brian O’Leary and I’ll be one of your funnies writers for this week’s Record...
Celebrate. Celebrate! Join in the holiday revolution!
Today, Feb. 2, 2012, you may be bustling from class to class, stressed, with a bag full of books. To...

Hipster Humor; It’s Ironic: Culture
As a student at Goshen College you may often encounter people that appear to bevery “cultured.”...
How to win Kick-Off and influence people
Having been in Kick-Off once, I decided to share my expertise with Kick-Off-winning hopefuls so...
Winter worries & homeopathetic remedies
It’s getting cold. Suddenly your friends are hesitant to visit you at Vita House, and music...
Inside Outside Voices 1/19
“Hello, this is Grant Miller. I think the Goshen College community should be aware of a...
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