“It’s like some wild threesome… That’s a bad analogy.” – Kevin Gary “If you want to be sitting in a...

By John Miller • April 18, 2013

They say, “Goshen College is good because, May Term.” Who says that? I don’t know. I made that quote up....

By John Miller • April 18, 2013

As we near the end of an era here at Goshen College, I can’t help but reflect on the past...

By Mike Zehr • April 18, 2013

Hello again, dear readers. I don’t know if you have realized this yet, but this issue of The Record is...

By Brian O’Leary • April 17, 2013

“Eight months ago Becca Yoder returned from Peru SST. Eight minutes ago I picked a dead nit from Becca Yoder’s...

By Brian O’Leary • April 10, 2013

I recently had the wonderful opportunity to sit down with Josh Yoder, junior ecology and Literalism double major, and have...

By John Miller • April 10, 2013

How to welcome home friends from Study-Service Term is the leading cause of emotional stress and confusion for people on...

By Jessica Sprunger • April 10, 2013

“We have an algorithm that essentially looks into the future.” – Kent Palmer “I’ve taught erections once before” – Kris...

By Ariel Ropp • April 10, 2013

“I don’t always call I/O Voices, but when I do, I’m Jared Miller.” – Luke Slagel “Mother[flipper]! This is Vasti...

By John Miller • April 3, 2013

As some of you April-or-May not have noticed, this past Sunday was Easter. Now I do not know about the...

By Brian O’Leary • April 3, 2013

Breaking news:  The Conscientious Objector, Goshen’s secondary source of humor, finally released another issue of their paper this week. For...

By Brian O’Leary • March 20, 2013

Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen’s first-annual masquerade ball. Candidates were chosen based on the...

By John Miller • March 20, 2013

“Yeah this is Josh Snyder, King-o-the-Castle of Goshen Athletics. I just want to shout out to the soccer team, my...

By Brian O’Leary • March 13, 2013

By John Miller • March 13, 2013

Here’s a clue: it rhymes with gingivitis. No, it’s not tendinitis, although it is equally as potent. You’re close if...

By Mike Zehr • March 13, 2013