
Benevolent choir to share music, time with simple country folk
For the 2012 ‘Light in the Darkness Tour,’ Goshen Men’s Chorus looks to the west this...

Washington Club holds first meeting
Housemates vow, “never again.” Following the recent success of the new Kansas club that...
Mad Lib
So, last _________ I went on a _________ __________ with a really _________ __________. weekday...

Mock nursing convention this Friday
Tears expected, mean jokes encouraged. An exciting time has arrived on campus, indeed. Coming only...

Recent website changes confuse seniors
Shock waves trembled through the community last week, when on Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, Goshen College...

101 ways to procrastinate
Hello, my name is Brian O’Leary and I’ll be one of your funnies writers for this week’s Record...
Celebrate. Celebrate! Join in the holiday revolution!
Today, Feb. 2, 2012, you may be bustling from class to class, stressed, with a bag full of books. To...

Hipster Humor; It’s Ironic: Culture
As a student at Goshen College you may often encounter people that appear to bevery “cultured.”...
How to win Kick-Off and influence people
Having been in Kick-Off once, I decided to share my expertise with Kick-Off-winning hopefuls so...
Winter worries & homeopathetic remedies
It’s getting cold. Suddenly your friends are hesitant to visit you at Vita House, and music...
Inside Outside Voices 1/19
“Hello, this is Grant Miller. I think the Goshen College community should be aware of a...

First-year making waves in B-league basketball
“I wouldn’t say I’m a star, but we know we’re good.” Always humble and team-...
Inside/Outside Voices 1/12
“Hi this is Quinn and I’m having a great Christmas break.” – Quinn Brenneke...

Why I am Funny
Dear Daniel Penner, This email is in response to your Craigslist posting titled, “WANTED: Funnies...
Ecclesiastes 4:11
Well folks, it has finally happened (and I am not referring to another Muppets movie). Winter has...