Three students selected for prestigious job opportunity
Abe Pauls, Henry Stewart and I are very pleased to announce that we have been exclusively selected...
Jess’s judicious judgment
The John-Henry Banana Magic is a dish full of mild delight. The JHBM made its public debut at a...
Inside/Outside Voices
Hi, this is Jared Miller and I wanted you to know that I just love alumni weekend because there are...
Inside/Outside Voices 10/4
“Uh, yeah. This is Steve. I tried to call the Inside/Outside Voices phone number and it just...
I am not a lion, says Brian
I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple fact is one...
That intolerable obfuscation: A grievance I can bear no more
I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, as I have recently...
A formal introduction to John William Miller: Funnies Editor
Let me begin by saying that I was duped into writing this article. Becca Kraybill, our fearless...
Real skillz for the real world
The end of the school year is here. In a short week, gowns will be flowing and caps will be throwing...
Funnyman makes it big
One day before April Fool’s day, I received an email forwarded to me by Matthew Amstutz. The...
Nate Day’s weekly palindrome(s) 4/12
– “Debt? Naw, I walk cum laude. Dual: Muck & Law. I want bed!” – “...
From the police blotters:
As Mr. Penner so eloquently explained in his testimony, it is unfitting for a Christian to laugh. I...
Nate Day’s Weekly Palindrome 3/29
Diaper School: Aloof is April first, Sir, lip air fools! Repaid...
Why a Christian ought not laugh: or anyone else for that matter
This past week, I tried to tell a joke. It wasn’t a bad joke; in fact, it might have been a good...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu