Stu – terview: Quality time with Stuart Graber
On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he...
A culinary adventure — the B-RAD-G
Sitting in the Rott under the pleasant glow of fluorescent lighting, I patiently waited for dessert...
An Open Letter to the Conscientious Objector
To those who write, publish and distribute this sad excuse for a legitimate publication, the Funnies...
Paper Writing: A Love/Hate Story
In the process of college, our minds are molded, we learn things a little higher up on Blooms...

Food critic shares dining experience at The Big Munch
This week I experienced a bowl of Ramen Noodles from The Big Munch, located in Miller 139. Upon...
The Hub to be renamed The Quiet Place
In an effort to retool its image, the Student Senate worked with the Rott last week to rename it,...

Your six-month weather forecast
This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there?...
Celebrate Service controversy: Shedding light on the dark side of the moon
Since the beginning of time, the 13th Annual Celebrate Service Day took place amidst the threat of...

Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip
“Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” -Stuart Graber Since the...
John Miller Tells All: Life as a Tall Person
Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after...
Pentecost, round two in Newcomer 19
Dozens reacted as the hair of a Goshen College professor caught on fire at this past Sunday’s...
The end is nigh
Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my...
The trouble I have with acronyms (TTIHWA)
People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows...

Should I add this person on Facebook?
Rarely is the question asked: should I add this person on Facebook? While Facebook is a great tool,...