“I wouldn’t say I’m a star, but we know we’re good.” Always humble and team-...

By Daniel Penner • January 19, 2012

“Hi this is Quinn and I’m having a great Christmas break.” – Quinn Brenneke...

By Matthew Amstutz • January 12, 2012

Dear Daniel Penner, This email is in response to your Craigslist posting titled, “WANTED: Funnies...

By Nate Day • January 12, 2012

Well folks, it has finally happened (and I am not referring to another Muppets movie).  Winter has...

By Daniel Penner • November 30, 2011

On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he...

By John Miller • November 30, 2011

Sitting in the Rott under the pleasant glow of fluorescent lighting, I patiently waited for dessert...

By Daniel Penner • November 16, 2011

To those who write, publish and distribute this sad excuse for a legitimate publication, the Funnies...

By Daniel Penner • November 16, 2011

In the process of college, our minds are molded, we learn things a little higher up on Blooms...

By Daniel Penner • November 9, 2011

This week I experienced a bowl of Ramen Noodles from The Big Munch, located in Miller 139.  Upon...

By Jessica Sprunger • November 2, 2011

In an effort to retool its image, the Student Senate worked with the Rott last week to rename it,...

By Daniel Penner • October 5, 2011

This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there?...

By John Miller • September 28, 2011

Since the beginning of time, the 13th Annual Celebrate Service Day took place amidst the threat of...

By Daniel Penner • September 21, 2011

“Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” -Stuart Graber Since the...

By Jonathan Hershberger • September 14, 2011

Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after...

By John Miller • September 7, 2011

By Elspeth Stalter • September 7, 2011