Something to whine about
This last Monday, March 11, 2013, I witnessed a brazen disregard for Goshen’s community standards. The Rott (occasionally referred to...
GC charges ‘an arm and a leg’ for 2013-14 school year
Earlier this week, Goshen College announced a tuition hike for the 2013-2014 school year that was met by a number...
Inside/Outside Voices, 3/7/13
“Hi, this is Sophie Lapp, and if you’re interested in going to the ISC coffeehouse dinner, I can provide you...
A fiery new symbol
In light of John D. Roth’s call during convocation for the construction of a new “Martyrs Mirror,” I would like...
Inside/Outside Voices 2/21/2013
“Hello, this is Josiah Simpson. I would just like to say [nondescript background noise] anybody at Goshen College is welcome...
Artist’s Corner picks the wrong corner
John Miller hasn’t always considered himself an artist. “I didn’t realize that what I did with my food could be...
Overheard at the Brew
As a way to support the local Goshen economy, we go to the Brew every Tuesday. One particular day, we...
Inside/Outside Voices 2/14/2013
“Hello this is Kaleb ‘Short Tie’ Batten calling to let everyone know that I can say anything and get it...
Shenanigans! A call for legal action
Last week the Goshen College community heard disturbing news that some hooligan had been using a Twitter account under a...
A modest proposal
I want to begin by saying that I heartily enjoyed attending Kick-Off, Concerto Aria and “Cock.” Kick-Off and Concerto Aria...
Inside/Outside Voices 2/7/13
“Hi, my name is Indy Miller and I am inside voices but I am outside voices right now because I...
Goshen headed down a slippery slope
We’ve received troubling news at The Record this week. The news is so treacherous that Goshen College, as we know...
An encouraging letter
Fill in the blanks with your own words! Dear, [name] I know that you have decided to [verb] on your...
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