“Dear large, intimidating basketball player. Here’s an idea, how about you don’t...

By Matthew Amstutz • March 28, 2012

“Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew...

By Matthew Amstutz • March 21, 2012

Did you know that in addition to “B-League” basketball, many colleges have sports teams that...

By Nate Day • March 21, 2012

Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy...

By Brian O’Leary • March 21, 2012

Pact: a Honda by FitRec. Name? Cap’s RD name? Lo! Chad … ah … Coleman. Dr....

By Nate Day • March 15, 2012

Dear Reader, It was a regular Monday morning; the radio blared to wake me and I rubbed my eyes as I...

By Jacob Maldonado Nofziger • March 15, 2012

There is a lot to appreciate when you go to the Westlawn Dining Hall – the smiles and hellos...

By Daniel Penner • March 15, 2012

“Hi, this is, ah, Nate Day, calling in for the editors of The Record, just to, ah, a little...

By Matthew Amstutz • March 8, 2012

Planning on hanging around Goshen for spring break? Don’t! Take this quiz to help you decide...

By Matthew Amstutz • February 23, 2012

“This is David Harnish calling to say that Daniel Penner’s laugh, which sound like this...

By Matthew Amstutz • February 23, 2012

For the 2012 ‘Light in the Darkness Tour,’ Goshen Men’s Chorus looks to the west this...

By Daniel Penner • February 23, 2012

Housemates vow, “never again.” Following the recent success of the new Kansas club that...

By Matthew Amstutz • February 16, 2012

So, last _________ I went on a _________ __________ with a really _________ __________. weekday...

By Elspeth Stalter • February 15, 2012

Tears expected, mean jokes encouraged. An exciting time has arrived on campus, indeed. Coming only...

By Daniel Penner • February 9, 2012

Shock waves trembled through the community last week, when on Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, Goshen College...

By Nate Day • February 9, 2012