Inside Voices 3/29
“Dear large, intimidating basketball player. Here’s an idea, how about you don’t...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/22
“Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew...
Dabbling in dunking delirium
Did you know that in addition to “B-League” basketball, many colleges have sports teams that...
People and their pets: An interview with an elementary education major
Does anybody else think it’s funny when people end up looking like their pets? Like that bald guy...
Nate Day’s palindrome 3/15
Pact: a Honda by FitRec. Name? Cap’s RD name? Lo! Chad … ah … Coleman. Dr....
Suicide rates soar, circumstances fishy
Dear Reader, It was a regular Monday morning; the radio blared to wake me and I rubbed my eyes as I...
Poetry out of pierogies: A call for AVI Fresh to extend its writings beyond the cateteria
There is a lot to appreciate when you go to the Westlawn Dining Hall – the smiles and hellos...
Inside/Outside Voices 3/8
“Hi, this is, ah, Nate Day, calling in for the editors of The Record, just to, ah, a little...
Spring break quiz
Planning on hanging around Goshen for spring break? Don’t! Take this quiz to help you decide...
Inside Outside Voices 2/23
“This is David Harnish calling to say that Daniel Penner’s laugh, which sound like this...
Benevolent choir to share music, time with simple country folk
For the 2012 ‘Light in the Darkness Tour,’ Goshen Men’s Chorus looks to the west this...
Washington Club holds first meeting
Housemates vow, “never again.” Following the recent success of the new Kansas club that...
Mad Lib
So, last _________ I went on a _________ __________ with a really _________ __________. weekday...
Mock nursing convention this Friday
Tears expected, mean jokes encouraged. An exciting time has arrived on campus, indeed. Coming only...
Recent website changes confuse seniors
Shock waves trembled through the community last week, when on Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, Goshen College...
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