April 18, 2013
Faculty Quotes Out of Context 4/18/13
“It’s like some wild threesome… That’s a bad analogy.” – Kevin Gary “If you want to be sitting in a...
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April 18, 2013
Hooray for May Term
They say, “Goshen College is good because, May Term.” Who says that? I don’t know. I made that quote up....
April 10, 2013
“All science is bias”
I recently had the wonderful opportunity to sit down with Josh Yoder, junior ecology and Literalism double major, and have...
April 3, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 4/4/13
“I don’t always call I/O Voices, but when I do, I’m Jared Miller.” – Luke Slagel “Mother[flipper]! This is Vasti...
March 20, 2013
By order of the king
Last Saturday I was elected “King of Goshen College” at Goshen’s first-annual masquerade ball. Candidates were chosen based on the...
March 13, 2013
March 13, 2013
Something to whine about
This last Monday, March 11, 2013, I witnessed a brazen disregard for Goshen’s community standards. The Rott (occasionally referred to...
March 7, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices, 3/7/13
“Hi, this is Sophie Lapp, and if you’re interested in going to the ISC coffeehouse dinner, I can provide you...
February 21, 2013
February 21, 2013
Artist’s Corner picks the wrong corner
John Miller hasn’t always considered himself an artist. “I didn’t realize that what I did with my food could be...
February 13, 2013
A modest proposal
I want to begin by saying that I heartily enjoyed attending Kick-Off, Concerto Aria and “Cock.” Kick-Off and Concerto Aria...
February 7, 2013
February 7, 2013
Goshen headed down a slippery slope
We’ve received troubling news at The Record this week. The news is so treacherous that Goshen College, as we know...
January 30, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 1/31/13
Hello, this is John Miller, and I just wanted to say that you guys should see my touch typing skills....
January 30, 2013
Faculty Quotes Out of Context 1/31/13
If you don’t like the different photo styles, just use one of them for this week. I want to try...
January 30, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices 1-24-13
Hi, this is Kaleb “Short Tie” Batten calling to let everyone know that they should wear short ties to Kickoff...
January 17, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices January 17, 2013
This is Josh Yoder calling, and I’m wondering if anyone else has noticed the marauding hordes of robins that have...
January 17, 2013
Inside/Outside Voices is the original Twitter
Goshen students are confused. Very, very confused. Do you know how many Goshen students use Twitter? It’s something like …...
January 16, 2013
December 6, 2012
Inside/Outside Voices 12/6/12
Hey this is Daniel again. I just wanted to talk to Lisa. I mean, I had a really good time...
December 5, 2012
Little Goshen, Big Brother
Hey guess what, you’re on camera! Well, if you’ve taken a stroll through Schrock Plaza or used the underpass recently,...
November 29, 2012
Alternative roofs to put over your head
As we reach that time of the year where groups form and divide in search of housing opportunities, we have...
November 15, 2012
#SuperRare #Funnies #Duckface
What if we were to tell you that somewhere, at sometime, there exists a tool that could turn anything into...
October 18, 2012
Inside/Outside Voices 10/18/12
Inside/Outside Voices – 10/18/12 Harlequin is a generous soul tonight. And also, Jared Miller is the best. – Grant Miller...
October 11, 2012
Three students selected for prestigious job opportunity
Abe Pauls, Henry Stewart and I are very pleased to announce that we have been exclusively selected for a prestigious...
September 12, 2012
A formal introduction to John William Miller: Funnies Editor
Let me begin by saying that I was duped into writing this article. Becca Kraybill, our fearless leader, took advantage...
November 30, 2011
Stu – terview: Quality time with Stuart Graber
On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he practiced for...
October 26, 2011
Campus men discuss sexual violence awareness
The men arriving at Tuesday night’s “Men’s Summit” were greeted by large stacks of pizza and many bottles of Menno...
September 28, 2011
Your six-month weather forecast
This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there? Getting...
September 7, 2011
John Miller Tells All: Life as a Tall Person
Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after inquiring about your physical...
April 14, 2011
Writing the Goshen definition
What defines a college community? On Wednesday night, March 30, a mix of over one hundred Goshen College students, faculty,...