It seems there has been a slight miscalculation to my semester without chapel experiment, due in part to lack of...

By Mike Zehr • February 7, 2013

Here in the Funnies section of The Record, we toss criticism around like it’s confetti. We like to find fault...

By Brian O’Leary • January 30, 2013

Hello, this is John Miller, and I just wanted to say that you guys should see my touch typing skills....

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

If you don’t like the different photo styles, just use one of them for this week. I want to try...

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

Hi, this is Kaleb “Short Tie” Batten calling to let everyone know that they should wear short ties to Kickoff...

By John Miller • January 30, 2013

There’s something about me that not everybody on this campus knows. Although I am in my fourth year of college...

By Erin Brenneman • January 30, 2013

After my countless food reviews (four in total), I figured I should lay out my qualifications for this job. I...

By Jessica Sprunger • January 24, 2013

Although passive-aggressiveness may or may not have been labeled as the “pacifist plague” by many powerful people, I have chosen...

By Jonathan Hershberger • January 24, 2013

If you are reading this now, I would like to personally congratulate you for surviving the fall semester. I hope...

By Mike Zehr • January 17, 2013

This is Josh Yoder calling, and I’m wondering if anyone else has noticed the marauding hordes of robins that have...

By John Miller • January 17, 2013

As a senior Bible and Religion major, I have been around the Goshen College block, so to speak. I have...

By Brian O’Leary • January 17, 2013

Goshen students are confused. Very, very confused. Do you know how many Goshen students use Twitter? It’s something like …...

By John Miller • January 17, 2013

By John Miller • January 16, 2013

Hey this is Daniel again. I just wanted to talk to Lisa. I mean, I had a really good time...

By John Miller • December 6, 2012

Hey guess what, you’re on camera! Well, if you’ve taken a stroll through Schrock Plaza or used the underpass recently,...

By Jonny Hersh • December 5, 2012 John Miller • December 5, 2012