101 ways to procrastinate
Hello, my name is Brian O’Leary and I’ll be one of your funnies writers for this week’s Record...
Celebrate. Celebrate! Join in the holiday revolution!
Today, Feb. 2, 2012, you may be bustling from class to class, stressed, with a bag full of books. To...
Hipster Humor; It’s Ironic: Culture
As a student at Goshen College you may often encounter people that appear to bevery “cultured.”...
How to win Kick-Off and influence people
Having been in Kick-Off once, I decided to share my expertise with Kick-Off-winning hopefuls so...
Winter worries & homeopathetic remedies
It’s getting cold. Suddenly your friends are hesitant to visit you at Vita House, and music...
Inside Outside Voices 1/19
“Hello, this is Grant Miller. I think the Goshen College community should be aware of a...
First-year making waves in B-league basketball
“I wouldn’t say I’m a star, but we know we’re good.” Always humble and team-...
Inside/Outside Voices 1/12
“Hi this is Quinn and I’m having a great Christmas break.” – Quinn Brenneke...
Why I am Funny
Dear Daniel Penner, This email is in response to your Craigslist posting titled, “WANTED: Funnies...
Ecclesiastes 4:11
Well folks, it has finally happened (and I am not referring to another Muppets movie). Winter has...
Stu – terview: Quality time with Stuart Graber
On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he...
A culinary adventure — the B-RAD-G
Sitting in the Rott under the pleasant glow of fluorescent lighting, I patiently waited for dessert...
An Open Letter to the Conscientious Objector
To those who write, publish and distribute this sad excuse for a legitimate publication, the Funnies...
Paper Writing: A Love/Hate Story
In the process of college, our minds are molded, we learn things a little higher up on Blooms...
Food critic shares dining experience at The Big Munch
This week I experienced a bowl of Ramen Noodles from The Big Munch, located in Miller 139. Upon...
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