The Hub to be renamed The Quiet Place
In an effort to retool its image, the Student Senate worked with the Rott last week to rename it,...
Your six-month weather forecast
This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there?...
Celebrate Service controversy: Shedding light on the dark side of the moon
Since the beginning of time, the 13th Annual Celebrate Service Day took place amidst the threat of...
Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip
“Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” -Stuart Graber Since the...
John Miller Tells All: Life as a Tall Person
Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after...
Pentecost, round two in Newcomer 19
Dozens reacted as the hair of a Goshen College professor caught on fire at this past Sunday’s...
The end is nigh
Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my...
The trouble I have with acronyms (TTIHWA)
People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows...
Should I add this person on Facebook?
Rarely is the question asked: should I add this person on Facebook? While Facebook is a great tool,...
Goshen students hold candlelight vigil for loss of Wi-Fi
Wednesday night, first years, seniors and everybody in between gathered in Schrock Plaza to mourn...
Confessions of a former MK addict
I don’t remember when I became an addict, but I remember how it started. I was at a friend...
What does your favorite ’80s song says about you?
“Africa” by Toto – Not only do you have quality taste in music, but you have a...
Giving the best speech in the universe
In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own...
The march towards madness
It happens every year. The marking of the seasons done by most through a calendar, nature or the...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu