Put down that razor and embrace ‘No Shave November’
Well, here goes, November. We go in like babies and out like lions. Or at least that’s the...
Top 10 signs your roommate might be a vampire
10. They sleep often during the day (they may try and fool you by saying they’re “napping”)...
Inside/Outside Voices, week 7
Hi, this is Ted Maust calling for Howell House and we’d like to announce that Matt Lehman is...
Horoscopes for October
Aries: Mar 21-Apr 19: You will rediscover your love for that wonderful childhood game Hungry...
How I became the official GC horoscope master
Discovering the fates of the stars is no easy task. You might be asking, “but wait, don’t...
Inside/Outside voices
“This is Lucas Nafziger and I love corn chips and owls!” –Lucas Nafziger “Hi, this is...
Learning to cope with being forced to have a roommate
I am sure for many of you the idea of having to live with a roommate is nausea inducing. Luckily...
Pumpkin or Peter Pan? Your source for Halloween costume ideas
Can you feel it? The leaves are turning from their standard issue green to their brilliant hues of...
Top 10 worst first-date movies
Top 10 Worst First Date Movies 10. Freddy vs Jason 9. Schindler’s List 8. Requiem for a...
10 Simple Rules for Goshen-Dating Each Other
I know how it is: as soon as you try and talk to someone you are interested in, you pee your pants...
Quiz: Which woodland creature are you?
Which woodland creature are you? Find out here! People generally describe you as _________. A. Cute...
Top 10 Songs that will destroy a romantic mood
1.” The Imperial March” — John Williams 2. “Home” — from...
‘Goshen Dating’ Part 1- the history that became legend, the legend that became history
Last week I included the Goshen dating board game, which I am sure baffled many first-years. What...
Breakfast is more than just your average pop-tart
I thought I would take this small space in your Record to talk about breakfast, because, well,...
Dear Captain Advice
Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine....
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