Connector connections
After walking through the Connector for the third time this year, I realized how much I miss it. I miss...
Inside/Outside Voices 10/18/12
Inside/Outside Voices – 10/18/12 Harlequin is a generous soul tonight. And also, Jared Miller is the best. – Grant Miller...
Three students selected for prestigious job opportunity
Abe Pauls, Henry Stewart and I are very pleased to announce that we have been exclusively selected for a prestigious...
Jess’s judicious judgment
The John-Henry Banana Magic is a dish full of mild delight. The JHBM made its public debut at a family-style...
Inside/Outside Voices
Hi, this is Jared Miller and I wanted you to know that I just love alumni weekend because there are...
Inside/Outside Voices 10/4
“Uh, yeah. This is Steve. I tried to call the Inside/Outside Voices phone number and it just rings busy so...
I am not a lion, says Brian
I would just like to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, a lion. This simple...
That intolerable obfuscation: A grievance I can bear no more
I would like to bring to you a brief qualm I have with the Dining Hall which, as I have...
A formal introduction to John William Miller: Funnies Editor
Let me begin by saying that I was duped into writing this article. Becca Kraybill, our fearless leader, took advantage...
Real skillz for the real world
The end of the school year is here. In a short week, gowns will be flowing and caps will be...
Funnyman makes it big
One day before April Fool’s day, I received an email forwarded to me by Matthew Amstutz. The email was from...
Nate Day’s weekly palindrome(s) 4/12
– “Debt? Naw, I walk cum laude. Dual: Muck & Law. I want bed!” – “Draw no missive: Rev is...
From the police blotters:
As Mr. Penner so eloquently explained in his testimony, it is unfitting for a Christian to laugh. I agree with...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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