The Plague 2.0 – Bieber Fever
I am sure that many of you are aware that The Great Plague of 2010 has come and gone. However, I...
An ode to Taco Bell
An Ode to Taco Bell Do not take me to KFC The Burger King or Mickey D’s At 11 o’ clock...
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Strange Plot Holes
With the seventh Harry Potter movie coming, I decided it is time to point out a few of the plot...
Cake-themed word search
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A letter of urgent response from Harry Potter
Dear Daniel H. Penner, I understand where you are coming from, but I must strongly urge you to...
To Harry Potter, with regret
Dear Harry Potter, How are you? I am fine. Big fan. Well, kind of. Regrettably, I will not be seeing...
Put down that razor and embrace ‘No Shave November’
Well, here goes, November. We go in like babies and out like lions. Or at least that’s the...
Top 10 signs your roommate might be a vampire
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Inside/Outside Voices, week 7
Hi, this is Ted Maust calling for Howell House and we’d like to announce that Matt Lehman is...
Horoscopes for October
Aries: Mar 21-Apr 19: You will rediscover your love for that wonderful childhood game Hungry...
How I became the official GC horoscope master
Discovering the fates of the stars is no easy task. You might be asking, “but wait, don’t...
Inside/Outside voices
“This is Lucas Nafziger and I love corn chips and owls!” –Lucas Nafziger “Hi, this is...
Learning to cope with being forced to have a roommate
I am sure for many of you the idea of having to live with a roommate is nausea inducing. Luckily...
Pumpkin or Peter Pan? Your source for Halloween costume ideas
Can you feel it? The leaves are turning from their standard issue green to their brilliant hues of...
Top 10 worst first-date movies
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