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In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine. It can...
Goshen College Prepares for Blood Drive After Troubles Last Year
After troubles with vampires at last years’ blood drive, Goshen College is implementing new...
Oh Glorious Season Of Love
Finally, the cold and dreary December, January and February have passed and we have moved into the...
A Response To My Roommate
Like many of you, I was shocked and appalled last week at Mr. Kaufmann’s libelous attacks upon my...
A Letter to my Roommate
Dear Jacob, Lately I have felt very hurt by all the low blows that I have been receiving in The...
The Name Game
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Your guide to taking the important step from being a cheapskate to a super cheapskate.
Most people know that Mennonites are cheap. College students are cheap as well, so of course...
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