Winter worries & homeopathetic remedies
It’s getting cold. Suddenly your friends are hesitant to visit you at Vita House, and music majors can be seen...
Inside Outside Voices 1/19
“Hello, this is Grant Miller. I think the Goshen College community should be aware of a fantastic musical group that...
First-year making waves in B-league basketball
“I wouldn’t say I’m a star, but we know we’re good.” Always humble and team-centered, Minah Kim, a first-year student and...
Inside/Outside Voices 1/12
“Hi this is Quinn and I’m having a great Christmas break.” – Quinn Brenneke “Hey this is Quinn again I...
Why I am Funny
Dear Daniel Penner, This email is in response to your Craigslist posting titled, “WANTED: Funnies page co-editor.” If you still...
Ecclesiastes 4:11
Well folks, it has finally happened (and I am not referring to another Muppets movie). Winter has come to Goshen....
Stu – terview: Quality time with Stuart Graber
On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he practiced for...
A culinary adventure — the B-RAD-G
Sitting in the Rott under the pleasant glow of fluorescent lighting, I patiently waited for dessert to be served. What...
An Open Letter to the Conscientious Objector
To those who write, publish and distribute this sad excuse for a legitimate publication, the Funnies page demands and that...
Paper Writing: A Love/Hate Story
In the process of college, our minds are molded, we learn things a little higher up on Blooms Taxonomy, and...
Food critic shares dining experience at The Big Munch
This week I experienced a bowl of Ramen Noodles from The Big Munch, located in Miller 139. Upon first entering...
The Hub to be renamed The Quiet Place
In an effort to retool its image, the Student Senate worked with the Rott last week to rename it, after...
Your six-month weather forecast
This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there? Getting...
Celebrate Service controversy: Shedding light on the dark side of the moon
Since the beginning of time, the 13th Annual Celebrate Service Day took place amidst the threat of rain and the...
Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip
“Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” -Stuart Graber Since the beginning of time,...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu