John Miller Tells All: Life as a Tall Person
Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after inquiring about your physical...
Pentecost, round two in Newcomer 19
Dozens reacted as the hair of a Goshen College professor caught on fire at this past Sunday’s Taize service. The...
The end is nigh
Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my time...
The trouble I have with acronyms (TTIHWA)
People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows what they...
Should I add this person on Facebook?
Rarely is the question asked: should I add this person on Facebook? While Facebook is a great tool, it’s easy...
Goshen students hold candlelight vigil for loss of Wi-Fi
Wednesday night, first years, seniors and everybody in between gathered in Schrock Plaza to mourn the recent loss of Wi-Fi...
Confessions of a former MK addict
I don’t remember when I became an addict, but I remember how it started. I was at a friend’s house...
What does your favorite ’80s song says about you?
“Africa” by Toto – Not only do you have quality taste in music, but you have a definitively global perspective. ...
Giving the best speech in the universe
In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own...
The march towards madness
It happens every year. The marking of the seasons done by most through a calendar, nature or the facial hair...
Night of the Evil Pillows
So, I decided for today’s paper I ought to share with you a true story that happened to me last...
The Internet is destroying me!
I have a very busy semester going on. I know you do not want to hear me complain about the...
Pun master discovered
I found something worth sharing on Monday night during a round of John D. Roth’s “Show and tell from the...
Florida’s elderly leery of raucous Spring Breakers
As Spring Break 2011 approaches, many Goshen College students are excitedly awaiting Friday to head south and east to the...
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