Love is Not in the Cold Stale Air…Yet
by Jacob Landis-Eigsti At Goshen College, love works in strange ways. It’s winter; no new...
Top Ten Signs You’re Goshen Dating
10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times 9. You’ve Facebook chatted about...
New Year’s resolutions
As the incredibly epic-sounding year 2010 begins, it is a time of new beginnings, a time of...
Throwing Down the Gauntlet: Harkening Back to a Simpler Time
Fellow Americans, one of our great national pastimes is fading away. Yes, I am speaking of good-...
Special Report: Student, Pen Reunited
Ben W. Baumgartner, resident of room 306 of Kratz 3, lost his pen last night. Ben was working on his...
En-Cage-ing Study
As I sit here looking out of the second story window of the library, I have come to the realization...

350, A conspiracy?
As many of us know, there has been a lot of talk about this whole ‘350’ stuff on campus, and I...
English: Putting the Graham in Grammar
Have any of you ever taken an English course and been completely confused by just about every aspect...
Last night, we came to a realization
Last night, we came to a realization. Someone needs to invent a shirt that constantly gives a lower-...
Go Green-shen Go!
I suppose that you have all heard about this “Going Green” that Goshen is apparently taking part...
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