Tears expected, mean jokes encouraged. An exciting time has arrived on campus, indeed. Coming only once a year and typified...

By Daniel Penner • February 9, 2012

Shock waves trembled through the community last week, when on Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, Goshen College did the unthinkable and...

By Nate Day • February 9, 2012

Hello, my name is Brian O’Leary and I’ll be one of your funnies writers for this week’s Record. When I...

By Matthew Amstutz • February 2, 2012 Brian O’Leary • February 2, 2012

Today, Feb. 2, 2012, you may be bustling from class to class, stressed, with a bag full of books. To...

By Daniel Penner • February 2, 2012

As a student at Goshen College you may often encounter people that appear to bevery “cultured.” This abundance of culture...

By Matthew Amstutz • January 26, 2012

Having been in Kick-Off once, I decided to share my expertise with Kick-Off-winning hopefuls so that they might succeed.* Feel...

By Nate Day • January 26, 2012

It’s getting cold. Suddenly your friends are hesitant to visit you at Vita House, and music majors can be seen...

By Nate Day • January 19, 2012

“Hello, this is Grant Miller. I think the Goshen College community should be aware of a fantastic musical group that...

By Matthew Amstutz • January 19, 2012

“I wouldn’t say I’m a star, but we know we’re good.” Always humble and team-centered, Minah Kim, a first-year student and...

By Daniel Penner • January 19, 2012

“Hi this is Quinn and I’m having a great Christmas break.” – Quinn Brenneke “Hey this is Quinn again I...

By Matthew Amstutz • January 12, 2012

Dear Daniel Penner, This email is in response to your Craigslist posting titled, “WANTED: Funnies page co-editor.” If you still...

By Nate Day • January 12, 2012

Well folks, it has finally happened (and I am not referring to another Muppets movie).  Winter has come to Goshen....

By Daniel Penner • November 30, 2011

On the evening of November the 14th, I had the chance to interview sophomore Stuart Graber while he practiced for...

By John Miller • November 30, 2011

Sitting in the Rott under the pleasant glow of fluorescent lighting, I patiently waited for dessert to be served.  What...

By Daniel Penner • November 16, 2011

To those who write, publish and distribute this sad excuse for a legitimate publication, the Funnies page demands and that...

By Daniel Penner • November 16, 2011