I know how it is: as soon as you try and talk to someone you are interested in, you pee your pants...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • October 6, 2010

Which woodland creature are you? Find out here! People generally describe you as _________. A. Cute...

By Daniel Penner • October 6, 2010

1.” The Imperial March” — John Williams 2.  “Home” — from...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • September 30, 2010

Last week I included the Goshen dating board game, which I am sure baffled many first-years.  What...

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I thought I would take this small space in your Record to talk about breakfast, because, well,...

By Daniel Penner • September 23, 2010

Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine....

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • September 22, 2010

Goshen, IN – It seemed like any other practice to Goshen sophomore Nick Handrich, when a “fishy...

By Daniel Penner • September 15, 2010

Dear Captain Advice, There’s this guy that I like, but he only sits with soccer guys at the...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • September 7, 2010

How to survive College All right, First Years… you’ve survived your first week without helpful...

By Admin • September 7, 2010

Wow, this is the last Record of the year…crazy!  I know many of you, like myself will look for...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • April 14, 2010

Jacob Landis-Eigsti People love making predictions of what the future will look like.  I thought I...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • April 7, 2010

By Billy Funk with aid from his cousin Jordan Weaver and roomie Jonathan Harnish Farewell to a...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 30, 2010

Ah, Spring…when a young person’s fancy turns into awkwardness.  Well, I figure I’ve given...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 24, 2010

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By Michael Neumann • March 19, 2010

In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine.  It can...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 17, 2010