April 21, 2011
Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my...
April 14, 2011
People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows...
March 23, 2011
In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own...
March 17, 2011
So, I decided for today’s paper I ought to share with you a true story that happened to me last...
March 10, 2011
I have a very busy semester going on. I know you do not want to hear me complain about the 18,000...
February 17, 2011
I think almost all of us have needed to peer review another student’s paper. Sometimes however,...
February 10, 2011
Alright, after the wisdom from last week, I am sure you are all in an awesome relationship by now...
February 5, 2011
Valentines day is only 12 days away, so time is running out to express how you feel about some one...
February 5, 2011
There’s lots of advice about being a productive student. Most of it seems pretty unrealistic. ...
February 5, 2011
10. Only take classes that are close to your living area. 9. Carry around pictures of the sun. 8...
January 20, 2011
January is a time of reflection and insanely cold temperatures. It is time to think about the new...
December 2, 2010
…DARY!!! It’s going to be legendary! I’ve got the entire thing booked. There’s going to...
December 2, 2010
I am sure that many of you are aware that The Great Plague of 2010 has come and gone. However, I...
November 17, 2010
With the seventh Harry Potter movie coming, I decided it is time to point out a few of the plot...
November 10, 2010
Dear Daniel H. Penner, I understand where you are coming from, but I must strongly urge you to...
November 3, 2010
10. They sleep often during the day (they may try and fool you by saying they’re “napping”)...
October 27, 2010
Aries: Mar 21-Apr 19: You will rediscover your love for that wonderful childhood game Hungry...
October 27, 2010
Discovering the fates of the stars is no easy task. You might be asking, “but wait, don’t...
October 14, 2010
I am sure for many of you the idea of having to live with a roommate is nausea inducing. Luckily...
October 6, 2010
Top 10 Worst First Date Movies 10. Freddy vs Jason 9. Schindler’s List 8. Requiem for a...
October 6, 2010
I know how it is: as soon as you try and talk to someone you are interested in, you pee your pants...
September 30, 2010
1.” The Imperial March” — John Williams 2. “Home” — from...
September 22, 2010
Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine....
September 7, 2010
Dear Captain Advice, There’s this guy that I like, but he only sits with soccer guys at the...
April 14, 2010
Wow, this is the last Record of the year…crazy! I know many of you, like myself will look for...
April 7, 2010
Jacob Landis-Eigsti People love making predictions of what the future will look like. I thought I...
March 30, 2010
By Billy Funk with aid from his cousin Jordan Weaver and roomie Jonathan Harnish Farewell to a...
March 24, 2010
Ah, Spring…when a young person’s fancy turns into awkwardness. Well, I figure I’ve given...
March 17, 2010
In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine. It can...
March 3, 2010
Finally, the cold and dreary December, January and February have passed and we have moved into the...
February 17, 2010
Like many of you, I was shocked and appalled last week at Mr. Kaufmann’s libelous attacks upon my...
February 3, 2010
Jacob Landis-Eigsti My kids are going to hate me. Although I am sure they will find hundreds of...
January 27, 2010
Most people know that Mennonites are cheap. College students are cheap as well, so of course...
January 20, 2010
by Jacob Landis-Eigsti At Goshen College, love works in strange ways. It’s winter; no new...
January 20, 2010
10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times 9. You’ve Facebook chatted about...
January 20, 2010
As the incredibly epic-sounding year 2010 begins, it is a time of new beginnings, a time of...