10.  They sleep often during the day (they may try and fool you by saying they’re “napping”)

9.  There is an enormous coffin taking up a large part of your room

8.  They have an obsession with Twilight

7.  Every time you open the window for more sunlight they shriek and hiss at you

6. Every time you eat garlic they shriek and hiss at you

5.  They destroy all the mirrors in your room

4.  Their clothes never match

3.  They are constantly telling you how good you smell

2.  Their date of birth is 1889

1.  Many angry village people often try camp out outside your dorm room with pitchforks