Paper Writing: A Love/Hate Story
In the process of college, our minds are molded, we learn things a little higher up on Blooms Taxonomy, and...
Food critic shares dining experience at The Big Munch
This week I experienced a bowl of Ramen Noodles from The Big Munch, located in Miller 139. Upon first entering...
The Hub to be renamed The Quiet Place
In an effort to retool its image, the Student Senate worked with the Rott last week to rename it, after...
Your six-month weather forecast
This is a shout-out to all the first years out there. How are your classes going? Hanging in there? Getting...
Celebrate Service controversy: Shedding light on the dark side of the moon
Since the beginning of time, the 13th Annual Celebrate Service Day took place amidst the threat of rain and the...
Mustache: The hairy void between the nose and upper lip
“Never point a loaded mustache at a woman you aren’t ready to date” -Stuart Graber Since the beginning of time,...
John Miller Tells All: Life as a Tall Person
Hello readers. How tall are you? Scratch that – I shouldn’t have said hello until after inquiring about your physical...
Pentecost, round two in Newcomer 19
Dozens reacted as the hair of a Goshen College professor caught on fire at this past Sunday’s Taize service. The...
The end is nigh
Well, it has been a pleasure being your funnies editor for a solid three semesters. I hope in my time...
The trouble I have with acronyms (TTIHWA)
People these days throw all types of acronyms at us all the time, they assume that everyone knows what they...
Should I add this person on Facebook?
Rarely is the question asked: should I add this person on Facebook? While Facebook is a great tool, it’s easy...
Goshen students hold candlelight vigil for loss of Wi-Fi
Wednesday night, first years, seniors and everybody in between gathered in Schrock Plaza to mourn the recent loss of Wi-Fi...
Confessions of a former MK addict
I don’t remember when I became an addict, but I remember how it started. I was at a friend’s house...
What does your favorite ’80s song says about you?
“Africa” by Toto – Not only do you have quality taste in music, but you have a definitively global perspective. ...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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Nathan Anderson nranderson@goshen.edu