Weathering Goshen
Remember those good old days, namely last week, when the weather was B-E-A-utiful and the sun shone...
Your mom sent you a friendship request
If you ask me, there are two different types of people in this world. There are people who will...
Funnies Page Too Big
Well, people, I have come to the realizaion that the funnies page is, in fact, too big. I mean,...
Recrudescence
How many of you remember that little column that used to be run in the Record called “Inside/...
Top 10 Survival Guide for First Years
10.) Jim Brenneman can do one fingered push-ups while reciting Hebrew Bible passages. 9.) Following...
Peace by What?
How many of you have looked at the new motto “Peace by Peace” and wondered if it has been...
Abe’s practical guide to over eating
Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.? I know...
The future of Goshen College
The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are...
The last word
At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems...
Is the news old or am I old?
A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed...
Cautious counsel on Mennonite relationships
In this season of budding flowers, chirping birds and warmer days, many of you may have noticed that...
Top 10 things that we’re too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu