Grey Shirts: Valentimes
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Fifteen Ways to Make Your Day More Interesting
In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine. It can...
Goshen College Prepares for Blood Drive After Troubles Last Year
After troubles with vampires at last years’ blood drive, Goshen College is implementing new...
Oh Glorious Season Of Love
Finally, the cold and dreary December, January and February have passed and we have moved into the...
A Response To My Roommate
Like many of you, I was shocked and appalled last week at Mr. Kaufmann’s libelous attacks upon my...
A Letter to my Roommate
Dear Jacob, Lately I have felt very hurt by all the low blows that I have been receiving in The...
The Name Game
Jacob Landis-Eigsti My kids are going to hate me. Although I am sure they will find hundreds of...
Your guide to taking the important step from being a cheapskate to a super cheapskate.
Most people know that Mennonites are cheap. College students are cheap as well, so of course...
Love is Not in the Cold Stale Air…Yet
by Jacob Landis-Eigsti At Goshen College, love works in strange ways. It’s winter; no new...
Top Ten Signs You’re Goshen Dating
10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times 9. You’ve Facebook chatted about...
New Year’s resolutions
As the incredibly epic-sounding year 2010 begins, it is a time of new beginnings, a time of...
Throwing Down the Gauntlet: Harkening Back to a Simpler Time
Fellow Americans, one of our great national pastimes is fading away. Yes, I am speaking of good-...
Special Report: Student, Pen Reunited
Ben W. Baumgartner, resident of room 306 of Kratz 3, lost his pen last night. Ben was working on his...
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Funnies Editors
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Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu