Recrudescence
How many of you remember that little column that used to be run in the Record called “Inside/...
Top 10 Survival Guide for First Years
10.) Jim Brenneman can do one fingered push-ups while reciting Hebrew Bible passages. 9.) Following...
Peace by What?
How many of you have looked at the new motto “Peace by Peace” and wondered if it has been...
Abe’s practical guide to over eating
Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.? I know...
The future of Goshen College
The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are...
The last word
At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems...
Is the news old or am I old?
A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed...
Cautious counsel on Mennonite relationships
In this season of budding flowers, chirping birds and warmer days, many of you may have noticed that...
Top 10 things that we’re too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....
But seriously, I am terrified
I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as...
A guide to opera
These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “...
Top ten April Fools’ Day headlines
10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper...
Swooping up prey (jobs) like hawks
You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical...