Top ten rejected course offerings
10. BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9. MUS 149...
Purple colors the unrhymable
It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,”...
Top ten jokes told badly
10. A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9. A man walked into a bar and said...
A.L.’s advice column
Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I have so many...
A spring break madlib
I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your...
Need some (arguably) good advice?
We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have...
Top ten things you can do to save the planet
Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on...
My fake spring break
You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has...
Spring break in Flori-San Fran-Puerto-Punta-Cana-Cun vs. great white north choir tour
Many Goshen College students did not have the opportunity to go on the chamber choir’s “...
How Wii do it
The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the...
Top Ten perfect spring break plans
10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on....
How to score a Valentine’s Day date, Emily-style
Well folks, it’s about that time of year: Mushy-Gushy Day, aka Valentine’s Day, aka...
The future of Study-Service Term
I have always been an enormous fan of the Goshen College S.S.T. program. I think it is wonderful...