Giving the best speech in the universe
In honor of the C. Henry Smith Peace Oratorical Contest, I thought I’d give you a few of my own...
The march towards madness
It happens every year. The marking of the seasons done by most through a calendar, nature or the facial hair...
Night of the Evil Pillows
So, I decided for today’s paper I ought to share with you a true story that happened to me last...
The Internet is destroying me!
I have a very busy semester going on. I know you do not want to hear me complain about the...
Pun master discovered
I found something worth sharing on Monday night during a round of John D. Roth’s “Show and tell from the...
Florida’s elderly leery of raucous Spring Breakers
As Spring Break 2011 approaches, many Goshen College students are excitedly awaiting Friday to head south and east to the...
Constructive criticism conundrum
I think almost all of us have needed to peer review another student’s paper. Sometimes however, there is just not...
Despite previous reports, transfers are people too
Goshen College students are back. We’ve been back for a while. It has been over a month of textbooks, tests...
But what to do on a Valentines Day?
Alright, after the wisdom from last week, I am sure you are all in an awesome relationship by now. Valentines...
Valentine memory
Valentine’s Day is coming. At the risk of sounding like a cheapskate, as I may very well be, I’m going...
Romantic comedies can teach us everything we will ever need to know about love
Valentines day is only 12 days away, so time is running out to express how you feel about some one. ...
Local family constructs rodent controversy where there is none
Amidst the hubbub surrounding Groundhog Day, local Goshen residents Margot and Dean Wood expressed their displeasure of the yearly celebration,...
How to write a paper like a college student
There’s lots of advice about being a productive student. Most of it seems pretty unrealistic. While bits of advice like...
Top 10 Ways to Survive a Goshen Winter
10. Only take classes that are close to your living area. 9. Carry around pictures of the sun. 8. Watch...
2011: I resolve that this year will be awesome
January is a time of reflection and insanely cold temperatures. It is time to think about the new year of...
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