How many of you have looked at the new motto “Peace by Peace” and wondered if it has been...

By Aaron Kaufmann • September 9, 2009

Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.? I know...

By Abe Pauls • April 15, 2009

The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 15, 2009

At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems...

By Tyler Yoder • April 15, 2009

A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 8, 2009

In this season of budding flowers, chirping birds and warmer days, many of you may have noticed that...

By Ben Baumgartner • April 8, 2009

By Michael Neumann • April 8, 2009

Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10.  Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....

By Tyler Yoder • April 8, 2009

I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as...

By Tyler Yoder • April 1, 2009

These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9.   Economy Improves 8.   Newspaper...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

10.  BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9.    MUS 149...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,”...

By Emily Shantz • March 18, 2009

10.    A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9.    A man walked into a bar and said...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 18, 2009