By Michael Neumann • February 18, 2009

The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 18, 2009

10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on....

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 18, 2009

Well folks, it’s about that time of year: Mushy-Gushy Day, aka Valentine’s Day, aka...

By Emily Shantz • February 11, 2009

I have always been an enormous fan of the Goshen College S.S.T. program. I think it is wonderful...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 11, 2009

By Michael Neumann • February 11, 2009

10. Monopoly teaches kids a horrible lesson: when your money is a color other than green, spend it...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 11, 2009

If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record...

By Tyler Yoder • February 4, 2009

Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d...

By Tyler Yoder • February 4, 2009

Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the...

By Tyler Yoder • February 4, 2009

By Admin • January 28, 2009

As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might...

By Tyler Yoder • January 28, 2009

I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music,...

By Tyler Yoder • January 28, 2009

By Michael Neumann • January 21, 2009

Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A &#...

By Tyler Yoder • January 21, 2009