More than just a tree part: our mascot
Sitting last night at the men’s basketball game, I was soaking everything in… the people on the ellipticals, the crunch...
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…DARY!!! It’s going to be legendary! I’ve got the entire thing booked. There’s going to be polar bears, a chocolate...
The Plague 2.0 – Bieber Fever
I am sure that many of you are aware that The Great Plague of 2010 has come and gone. However,...
An ode to Taco Bell
An Ode to Taco Bell Do not take me to KFC The Burger King or Mickey D’s At 11 o’...
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Strange Plot Holes
With the seventh Harry Potter movie coming, I decided it is time to point out a few of the plot...
Cake-themed word search
And now... A Cake Word Search! E K F N O C A B A S F V Q C...
A letter of urgent response from Harry Potter
Dear Daniel H. Penner, I understand where you are coming from, but I must strongly urge you to reconsider. If...
To Harry Potter, with regret
Dear Harry Potter, How are you? I am fine. Big fan. Well, kind of. Regrettably, I will not be seeing...
Put down that razor and embrace ‘No Shave November’
Well, here goes, November. We go in like babies and out like lions. Or at least that’s the concept. Every...
Top 10 signs your roommate might be a vampire
10. They sleep often during the day (they may try and fool you by saying they’re “napping”) 9. There is...
Inside/Outside Voices, week 7
Hi, this is Ted Maust calling for Howell House and we’d like to announce that Matt Lehman is expecting a...
Horoscopes for October
Aries: Mar 21-Apr 19: You will rediscover your love for that wonderful childhood game Hungry Hungry Hippos. Taurus Apr 20-May...
How I became the official GC horoscope master
Discovering the fates of the stars is no easy task. You might be asking, “but wait, don’t you just randomly...
Inside/Outside voices
“This is Lucas Nafziger and I love corn chips and owls!” –Lucas Nafziger “Hi, this is Noah Weaver-Dyck and I...
Learning to cope with being forced to have a roommate
I am sure for many of you the idea of having to live with a roommate is nausea inducing. Luckily...
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