Top Ten epiphanies I had in Nicaragua
10. Monopoly teaches kids a horrible lesson: when your money is a color other than green, spend it...
Uh-oh…
If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record...
Rejected!
Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d...
A profuse apology
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the...
Reflections on a past depression
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might...
A reasonable proposition
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music,...
An inaugural top ten
Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A &#...
An open letter to President Obama
Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America....
This is NOT about the inauguration
I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven’t we had just about enough of him...
Resolutions for 2009
Ahem. This year, I resolve: 10. To catch a squirrel with my bare hands, unless it has rabies or...