I thought I would take this small space in your Record to talk about breakfast, because, well, breakfast is frickin’...

By Daniel Penner • September 23, 2010

Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine. What should I do? –“Sleep-deprived”...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • September 22, 2010

Goshen, IN – It seemed like any other practice to Goshen sophomore Nick Handrich, when a “fishy” line of acorn...

By Daniel Penner • September 15, 2010

Dear Captain Advice, There’s this guy that I like, but he only sits with soccer guys at the Rott. How...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • September 7, 2010

How to survive College All right, First Years… you’ve survived your first week without helpful advice from me. But fear...

By Admin • September 7, 2010

Wow, this is the last Record of the year…crazy!  I know many of you, like myself will look for summer...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • April 14, 2010

Jacob Landis-Eigsti People love making predictions of what the future will look like.  I thought I’d share my thoughts so...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • April 7, 2010

By Billy Funk with aid from his cousin Jordan Weaver and roomie Jonathan Harnish Farewell to a Dearest Friend Hi...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 30, 2010

Ah, Spring…when a young person’s fancy turns into awkwardness.  Well, I figure I’ve given lots of dating advice on what...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 24, 2010

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By Michael Neumann • March 19, 2010

In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine.  It can be...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 17, 2010

After troubles with vampires at last years’ blood drive, Goshen College is implementing new precautions.  For instance, the college is...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 10, 2010 Aaron Kaufmann • March 10, 2010

Finally, the cold and dreary December, January and February have passed and we have moved into the cold and dreary,...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • March 3, 2010

Like many of you, I was shocked and appalled last week at Mr. Kaufmann’s libelous attacks upon my character in...

By Jacob Landis-Eigsti • February 17, 2010

Dear Jacob, Lately I have felt very hurt by all the low blows that I have been receiving in The...

By Aaron Kaufmann • February 12, 2010