Pumpkin or Peter Pan? Your source for Halloween costume ideas
Can you feel it? The leaves are turning from their standard issue green to their brilliant hues of red, orange...
Top 10 worst first-date movies
Top 10 Worst First Date Movies 10. Freddy vs Jason 9. Schindler’s List 8. Requiem for a Dream 7. Bruno...
10 Simple Rules for Goshen-Dating Each Other
I know how it is: as soon as you try and talk to someone you are interested in, you pee...
Quiz: Which woodland creature are you?
Which woodland creature are you? Find out here! People generally describe you as _________. A. Cute and cuddly B. Loud...
Top 10 Songs that will destroy a romantic mood
1.” The Imperial March” — John Williams 2. “Home” — from Beauty and the Beast 3. “E-mail my Heart” —...
‘Goshen Dating’ Part 1- the history that became legend, the legend that became history
Last week I included the Goshen dating board game, which I am sure baffled many first-years. What is this Goshen...
Breakfast is more than just your average pop-tart
I thought I would take this small space in your Record to talk about breakfast, because, well, breakfast is frickin’...
Dear Captain Advice
Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine. What should I do? –“Sleep-deprived”...
Cross Country team ‘terrorized’ by roving band of squirrels
Goshen, IN – It seemed like any other practice to Goshen sophomore Nick Handrich, when a “fishy” line of acorn...
Dear Captain Advice
Dear Captain Advice, There’s this guy that I like, but he only sits with soccer guys at the Rott. How...
How to survive college
How to survive College All right, First Years… you’ve survived your first week without helpful advice from me. But fear...
Get any job instantly with these easy interview tips!
Wow, this is the last Record of the year…crazy! I know many of you, like myself will look for summer...
Welcome…to the future
Jacob Landis-Eigsti People love making predictions of what the future will look like. I thought I’d share my thoughts so...
A dear goodbye to a dear, dear friend
By Billy Funk with aid from his cousin Jordan Weaver and roomie Jonathan Harnish Farewell to a Dearest Friend Hi...
The Glorious Declaration
Ah, Spring…when a young person’s fancy turns into awkwardness. Well, I figure I’ve given lots of dating advice on what...
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