The Name Game
Jacob Landis-Eigsti My kids are going to hate me. Although I am sure they will find hundreds of other reasons...
Your guide to taking the important step from being a cheapskate to a super cheapskate.
Most people know that Mennonites are cheap. College students are cheap as well, so of course students at Goshen College...
Love is Not in the Cold Stale Air…Yet
by Jacob Landis-Eigsti At Goshen College, love works in strange ways. It’s winter; no new relationships have formed, and then...
Top Ten Signs You’re Goshen Dating
10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times 9. You’ve Facebook chatted about your relationship, just not with...
New Year’s resolutions
As the incredibly epic-sounding year 2010 begins, it is a time of new beginnings, a time of reflection and, of...
Throwing Down the Gauntlet: Harkening Back to a Simpler Time
Fellow Americans, one of our great national pastimes is fading away. Yes, I am speaking of good-natured-old-fashioned pistol dueling. This...
Special Report: Student, Pen Reunited
Ben W. Baumgartner, resident of room 306 of Kratz 3, lost his pen last night. Ben was working on his...
En-Cage-ing Study
As I sit here looking out of the second story window of the library, I have come to the realization...
350, A conspiracy?
As many of us know, there has been a lot of talk about this whole ‘350’ stuff on campus, and...
English: Putting the Graham in Grammar
Have any of you ever taken an English course and been completely confused by just about every aspect of it? ...
Last night, we came to a realization
Last night, we came to a realization. Someone needs to invent a shirt that constantly gives a lower-back massage. They...
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