Top 10 things that we’re too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....
But seriously, I am terrified
I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as...
A guide to opera
These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “...
Top ten April Fools’ Day headlines
10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper...
Swooping up prey (jobs) like hawks
You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical...
Top ten rejected course offerings
10. BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9. MUS 149...
Purple colors the unrhymable
It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,”...
Top ten jokes told badly
10. A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9. A man walked into a bar and said...
A.L.’s advice column
Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I have so many...
A spring break madlib
I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your...
Need some (arguably) good advice?
We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have...
Top ten things you can do to save the planet
Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on...
My fake spring break
You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has...
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Funnies Editors
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