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Fifteen Ways to Make Your Day More Interesting
In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine. It can be...
Goshen College Prepares for Blood Drive After Troubles Last Year
After troubles with vampires at last years’ blood drive, Goshen College is implementing new precautions. For instance, the college is...
Oh Glorious Season Of Love
Finally, the cold and dreary December, January and February have passed and we have moved into the cold and dreary,...
A Response To My Roommate
Like many of you, I was shocked and appalled last week at Mr. Kaufmann’s libelous attacks upon my character in...
A Letter to my Roommate
Dear Jacob, Lately I have felt very hurt by all the low blows that I have been receiving in The...
The Name Game
Jacob Landis-Eigsti My kids are going to hate me. Although I am sure they will find hundreds of other reasons...
Your guide to taking the important step from being a cheapskate to a super cheapskate.
Most people know that Mennonites are cheap. College students are cheap as well, so of course students at Goshen College...
Love is Not in the Cold Stale Air…Yet
by Jacob Landis-Eigsti At Goshen College, love works in strange ways. It’s winter; no new relationships have formed, and then...
Top Ten Signs You’re Goshen Dating
10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times 9. You’ve Facebook chatted about your relationship, just not with...
New Year’s resolutions
As the incredibly epic-sounding year 2010 begins, it is a time of new beginnings, a time of reflection and, of...
Throwing Down the Gauntlet: Harkening Back to a Simpler Time
Fellow Americans, one of our great national pastimes is fading away. Yes, I am speaking of good-natured-old-fashioned pistol dueling. This...
Special Report: Student, Pen Reunited
Ben W. Baumgartner, resident of room 306 of Kratz 3, lost his pen last night. Ben was working on his...
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Funnies Editors
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