Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10.  Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....

By Tyler Yoder • April 8, 2009

I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as...

By Tyler Yoder • April 1, 2009

These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9.   Economy Improves 8.   Newspaper...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

10.  BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9.    MUS 149...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,”...

By Emily Shantz • March 18, 2009

10.    A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9.    A man walked into a bar and said...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 18, 2009

Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I have so many...

By Levi Yoder • March 18, 2009 Andrew Nofsinger • March 18, 2009

I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009

We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009

By Michael Neumann • March 11, 2009

Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 11, 2009

You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 4, 2009

Many Goshen College students did not have the opportunity to go on the chamber choir’s “...

By Greg Yoder • March 4, 2009