Quiz: Which woodland creature are you?
Which woodland creature are you? Find out here! People generally describe you as _________. A. Cute and cuddly B. Loud...
Top 10 Songs that will destroy a romantic mood
1.” The Imperial March” — John Williams 2. “Home” — from Beauty and the Beast 3. “E-mail my Heart” —...
‘Goshen Dating’ Part 1- the history that became legend, the legend that became history
Last week I included the Goshen dating board game, which I am sure baffled many first-years. What is this Goshen...
Breakfast is more than just your average pop-tart
I thought I would take this small space in your Record to talk about breakfast, because, well, breakfast is frickin’...
Dear Captain Advice
Dear Captain Advice, My roommate has begun sleepwalking. I’m nervous for his safety and mine. What should I do? –“Sleep-deprived”...
Cross Country team ‘terrorized’ by roving band of squirrels
Goshen, IN – It seemed like any other practice to Goshen sophomore Nick Handrich, when a “fishy” line of acorn...
Dear Captain Advice
Dear Captain Advice, There’s this guy that I like, but he only sits with soccer guys at the Rott. How...
How to survive college
How to survive College All right, First Years… you’ve survived your first week without helpful advice from me. But fear...
Get any job instantly with these easy interview tips!
Wow, this is the last Record of the year…crazy! I know many of you, like myself will look for summer...
Welcome…to the future
Jacob Landis-Eigsti People love making predictions of what the future will look like. I thought I’d share my thoughts so...
A dear goodbye to a dear, dear friend
By Billy Funk with aid from his cousin Jordan Weaver and roomie Jonathan Harnish Farewell to a Dearest Friend Hi...
The Glorious Declaration
Ah, Spring…when a young person’s fancy turns into awkwardness. Well, I figure I’ve given lots of dating advice on what...
Grey Shirts: Valentimes
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Fifteen Ways to Make Your Day More Interesting
In the middle of the year, it’s easy to just go through the motions and follow routine. It can be...
Goshen College Prepares for Blood Drive After Troubles Last Year
After troubles with vampires at last years’ blood drive, Goshen College is implementing new precautions. For instance, the college is...
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