Rejected!
Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d...
A profuse apology
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the...
Reflections on a past depression
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might...
A reasonable proposition
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music,...
An inaugural top ten
Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A ...
An open letter to President Obama
Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America....
This is NOT about the inauguration
I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven’t we had just about enough of him...
Resolutions for 2009
Ahem. This year, I resolve: 10. To catch a squirrel with my bare hands, unless it has rabies or...
A major overhaul at Goshen College
How many of you have come to Goshen College and wished that it offered a larger selection of majors...
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Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu