Latest from Abe Pauls
January 20, 2010
Throwing Down the Gauntlet: Harkening Back to a Simpler Time
Fellow Americans, one of our great national pastimes is fading away. Yes, I am speaking of good-...
January 20, 2010
Special Report: Student, Pen Reunited
Ben W. Baumgartner, resident of room 306 of Kratz 3, lost his pen last night. Ben was working on his...
September 23, 2009
Debunking the red scare
So, as hard as this might be for you to accept, redheads are people too. We eat, sleep and live just...
April 15, 2009
Abe’s practical guide to over eating
Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.? I know...