Rejected!
Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d...
A profuse apology
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the funny.”...
Reflections on a past depression
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might consider...
A reasonable proposition
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music, procrastination, plans for an...
An inaugural top ten
Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A “best Moments of...
An open letter to President Obama
Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America. Congratulations, you know?...
This is NOT about the inauguration
I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven’t we had just about enough of him? That’s like...
Resolutions for 2009
Ahem. This year, I resolve: 10. To catch a squirrel with my bare hands, unless it has rabies or something....
A major overhaul at Goshen College
How many of you have come to Goshen College and wished that it offered a larger selection of majors? For...
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