April 15, 2009
At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems...
April 8, 2009
Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7....
April 1, 2009
I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as...
March 11, 2009
I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your...
March 11, 2009
We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have...
February 4, 2009
February 4, 2009
February 4, 2009
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the...
January 28, 2009
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might...
January 28, 2009
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music,...
January 22, 2009
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned as editor for the funnies page over this school...
January 21, 2009
Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A ...
January 21, 2009
Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America....
January 21, 2009
I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven’t we had just about enough of him...