Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists:
10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever9. Top Ten Bugs I’d Love To Eat
8. Top Ten Podcasts Of Grown Men Bickering About Pokemon
7. Top Ten Podcasts Of Grown Men Bickering About Politics
6. Top Ten Best Smells From The Back Of That Nasty Fridge
5. Top Ten Times That Cute Guy/Girl Just Totally Hosed You, Like, Real Bad
4. Top Ten Noises That Make You Want To Die
3. Top Ten Generic Photos Of Generic Parties On Facebook
2. Top Ten Reasons That They’re Out To Get You
1. Top Ten Lists Of Rejected Top Ten Lists (Did I Just Totally Blow Your Mind?)