At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems difficult to believe...

By Tyler Yoder • April 15, 2009

A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed that...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 8, 2009

In this season of budding flowers, chirping birds and warmer days, many of you may have noticed that love is...

By Ben Baumgartner • April 8, 2009

By Michael Neumann • April 8, 2009

Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10.  Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that...

By Tyler Yoder • April 8, 2009

I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as myself, Tyler...

By Tyler Yoder • April 1, 2009

These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “The Gondoliers” a success, “operas”...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9.   Economy Improves 8.   Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • April 1, 2009

You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical toilet. People...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

10.  BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9.    MUS 149:  Getting the...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 25, 2009

It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,” which leaves the word “purple”...

By Emily Shantz • March 18, 2009

10.    A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9.    A man walked into a bar and...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 18, 2009

Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I have so...

By Levi Yoder • March 18, 2009 Andrew Nofsinger • March 18, 2009

I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your enemies/some stranger...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009

We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have decided to “take...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009