Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I have so...

By Levi Yoder • March 18, 2009 Andrew Nofsinger • March 18, 2009

I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your enemies/some stranger...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009

We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record’s funnies page. That said, we have decided to “take...

By Tyler Yoder • March 11, 2009

By Michael Neumann • March 11, 2009

Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 11, 2009

You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has taught the...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • March 4, 2009

Many Goshen College students did not have the opportunity to go on the chamber choir’s “great white north tour” for...

By Greg Yoder • March 4, 2009

By Michael Neumann • February 18, 2009

The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the idea...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 18, 2009

10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on. 9. Visit Florida. Failing...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 18, 2009

Well folks, it’s about that time of year: Mushy-Gushy Day, aka Valentine’s Day, aka Singles Awareness Day. I know what...

By Emily Shantz • February 11, 2009

I have always been an enormous fan of the Goshen College S.S.T. program. I think it is wonderful that students...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 11, 2009

By Michael Neumann • February 11, 2009

10. Monopoly teaches kids a horrible lesson: when your money is a color other than green, spend it as fast...

By Jesse Landis-Eigsti • February 11, 2009

If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record funnies page love...

By Tyler Yoder • February 4, 2009