April 15, 2009
The future of Goshen College
The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are flying...
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April 8, 2009
Is the news old or am I old?
A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed that...
April 1, 2009
A guide to opera
These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “The Gondoliers” a success, “operas”...
April 1, 2009
Top ten April Fools’ Day headlines
10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words...
March 25, 2009
Swooping up prey (jobs) like hawks
You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical toilet. People...
March 25, 2009
Top ten rejected course offerings
10. BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9. MUS 149: Getting the...
March 19, 2009
For the Record Mar. 19
As a funnies editor, I spend a lot of time thinking about humor. What do I find funny this week?...
March 18, 2009
Top ten jokes told badly
10. A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9. A man walked into a bar and...
March 11, 2009
Top ten things you can do to save the planet
Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on...
March 4, 2009
My fake spring break
You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has taught the...
February 18, 2009
How Wii do it
The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the idea...
February 18, 2009
Top Ten perfect spring break plans
10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on. 9. Visit Florida. Failing...
February 11, 2009
The future of Study-Service Term
I have always been an enormous fan of the Goshen College S.S.T. program. I think it is wonderful that students...
February 11, 2009
Top Ten epiphanies I had in Nicaragua
10. Monopoly teaches kids a horrible lesson: when your money is a color other than green, spend it as fast...
January 14, 2009
January 14, 2009
Resolutions for 2009
Ahem. This year, I resolve: 10. To catch a squirrel with my bare hands, unless it has rabies or something....