10.    A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did.

9.    A man walked into a bar and said, “Ouch!” This was because he did not enter a drinking establishment but instead smashed his dome against a metal bar. It hurt a lot.

8.    Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana! Wait … crud.

7.    An American, a Brit and a Frenchmen are in a plane. They say and do things according to the stereotypes associated with their respective countries of origin.

6.    OK, a duck walks into a dentist’s office … and … hang on, I don’t think ducks have teeth. Do ducks have teeth?

5.    With fronds like these, who needs anemones! That … that is the punchline. So somehow we have to get to there, involving a story with fronds, I guess.

4.    I just flew in from Chicago. Boy, am I exhausted!

3.    The rapture happens. Goshen doesn’t notice. (four second pause) You know. Because we are bad for the most part.

2.    How many religion majors does it take to change a light bulb? Probably one, like everyone else.

1.    Did you know “gullible” is written in this sentence?